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Daniel
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| Subject: Horton Hears A Whooop!! May 6th 2010, 11:30 pm | |
| H O R T O N H E A R S A W H O O O O P ! !Horton hears a whooop Stands up, says: " Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!" Waiter looks inside, says, " be careful, don't pick itThat's not a fly.. that is Jiminy Cricket!" Horton tosses the soup out the window, says " ewww, that's sick" The soup knocks Harry Potter right off his broomstick Harry falls on the street, lands right across Jane Fonda explaining to a group Her latest book on weight loss He scared a couple in the group, they both started to scream Soon they were joined by the rest of the team Which attracted the attention of Inspector Clouseau Who gave up on the Pink Panther a long time ago..The inspector came running, and stumbled across Agent 007, trying to toss Out his window a home made bomb Which was then stolen by a cat named Tom Who meant to leave it next to a mouse named Jerry But somehow instead it wound up in a cage with a canary Who's last words were immortalized before she went splat.. " I tat I taw a puddy tat..." (then to the angels..) " I did, I DID taw a puddy tat!" MEANWHILE..
ACROSS TOWN...
DOWN ONE BLOCK...
AND OVER A HOUSE...
IF YOU LOOK THROUGH A WINDOW...
YOU MIGHT SEE...The Cat In The Hat exchange a guitar for a fiddle While Clarabelle the cow bounced on a trampoline too little Which made ole Yeller start laughing the utensils all run away Which upset Old Mother Hubbard, and at the end of the day.. This is what she had to say.. (repeat after me..)Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon, The little dog laughed to see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon.
2010
a/n ~ regardless what you might think, I did NOT write the last stanza.. also, no tweety birds were blown up in the writing of this poem but a cat named Tom did have a frying pan whacked across his head.. | |
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| Subject: Re: Horton Hears A Whooop!! May 7th 2010, 10:59 am | |
| Oh Daniel!!! This made me roar!! Truly brilliant! I owe you an EXALT.. the kids should love this... I know I do! tc |
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Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: Horton Hears A Whooop!! May 9th 2010, 4:55 am | |
| A cacophony (or should that be a catophony) of our favourite cartoon characters. Treated to Danielisation in a most spectacular way. | |
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New Poetry Prompt! | July 25th 2013, 2:21 pm by Jamie | Hi friends!
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