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 Horton Hears A Whooop!!

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PostSubject: Horton Hears A Whooop!!   May 6th 2010, 11:30 pm




H O R T O N
H E A R S
A
W H O O O O P ! !





Horton hears a whooop
Stands up,
says:
"Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!"

Waiter looks inside, says,
"be careful, don't pick it
That's not a fly..
that is Jiminy Cricket
!"

Horton tosses the soup out the window,
says "ewww, that's sick"
The soup knocks Harry Potter
right off his broomstick

Harry falls on the street,
lands right across
Jane Fonda explaining to a group
Her latest book on weight loss

He scared a couple in the group,
they both started to scream
Soon they were joined
by the rest of the team

Which attracted the attention
of Inspector Clouseau
Who gave up on the Pink Panther
a long time ago..


The inspector came running,
and stumbled across
Agent 007,
trying to toss

Out his window
a home made bomb
Which was then stolen
by a cat named Tom

Who meant to leave it
next to a mouse named Jerry
But somehow instead
it wound up in a cage with a canary

Who's last words were immortalized
before she went splat..

"I tat I taw a puddy tat..."
(then to the angels..)
"I did, I DID taw a puddy tat!"



MEANWHILE..

ACROSS TOWN...

DOWN ONE BLOCK...

AND OVER A HOUSE...

IF YOU LOOK THROUGH A WINDOW...

YOU MIGHT SEE...



The Cat In The Hat
exchange a guitar for a fiddle
While Clarabelle the cow
bounced on a trampoline too little

Which made ole Yeller start laughing
the utensils all run away
Which upset Old Mother Hubbard,
and at the end of the day..
This is what she had to say..

(repeat after me..)

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon,
The little dog laughed to see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.




©️ 2010

a/n ~ regardless what you might think, I did NOT write the last stanza.. also, no tweety birds were blown up in the writing of this poem but a cat named Tom did have a frying pan whacked across his head..
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PostSubject: Re: Horton Hears A Whooop!!   May 7th 2010, 10:59 am

Oh Daniel!!! This made me roar!! Truly brilliant!
I owe you an EXALT.. the kids should love this...
I know I do! tc Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Smokin\'
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PostSubject: Re: Horton Hears A Whooop!!   May 8th 2010, 8:04 am

Hehe
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PostSubject: Re: Horton Hears A Whooop!!   May 9th 2010, 4:55 am

A cacophony (or should that be a catophony) of our favourite cartoon characters. Treated to Danielisation in a most spectacular way.





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