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 Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs Barney the Dinosaur

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PostSubject: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs Barney the Dinosaur   May 19th 2010, 7:43 am

- V S -

It was..

3 am, alone, I was asleep in the dark
When I awoke as the dog began to bark
I opened my window to see what I could scan
And there it was.. the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man..

100 feet tall walking down Main Street
Cars being squished under his feet
It was the scariest thing that I can recall
I knew right away who I was susposto call..


(sorry, but you have reached a number that has been disconnected
It is out of order or for some other reason, rejected...)

I was scared..

what should I do? There is this giant marshmallow outside
I have no where I can run, I see no where I can hide
The only people who can fight him has a phone that's out of order
Or so, at least it said, on the phone companies tape recorder..

I was about to give up, who ELSE could I call?
Who else can handle a giant marshmallow 100 feet tall?
When I heard singing outside, I swung open my door
Inside stepped this purple dinosaur..

"I love you..
You love me..
We're a happy family..."

Well, as you can imagine..

Barney wasn't exactly my first choice
He was singing to me in his stupid voice
I said "Get it together, man, look around!
Outside there is a giant marshmallow trashing the town.."

"Ooh golly gee,' Barney said, "maybe I should
go have a talk with him, I think it would be good"

Barney then turned around, opened the door wide
Continued singing as he stepped outside..

"With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say
you love me too.."

The marshmallow man heard Barney coming
He stopped trashing the town, just stood still
"Why, hello friend, how are you?"
I heard Barney squeal..

"Let's talk for a minute, everything will be fine
What is your name? ha ha, Barney is mine.."

The marshmallow man screamed in horror, something was wrong
Then Barney tried to calm him down with a new song..

"Barney is a dinosaur
From our imagination
And when he's tall he is what we call
A dinosaur sensation.."


This drove the marshmallow man over the top
You could say he snapped..
He went over to the local power plant
A bunch of lines he unwrapped

He then wrapped them around himself,
then he turned on the power
Sparks were flying,
I heard Barney crying
from on top of the radio tower

The marshmallow man exploded,
it was a big gooey mess
And what happened to Barney? well..
there is one more thing I should confess..

I threw him into the power lines,
sorry kids..
I know that it was wrong...
But something snapped inside me
as Barney was singing that last song

You know, the song that he always sings
as he closes out his shows
You know the song I mean..
this is how it goes...

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family...

ooh yea?
Bull sh--!!

(c) 2010

"I LOVE YOU" lyrics by Mrs. Lee Bernstein
"Barney the Dinosaur" copyright by HiT Entertainment & Lionsgate
"Stay Puft Marshmallow Man" copyright by Ghostbusters franchise
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PostSubject: Re: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs Barney the Dinosaur   May 19th 2010, 7:56 am

Love the flow and rhyme, flawless. I can't imagine what inspired this lol, made me smile, K xx

The feather landed gently at his feet. The boy looked back up at the sky and let his balloon go. It was a fair trade. ~ quote by Dominic my wonderful son

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PostSubject: Re: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man vs Barney the Dinosaur   May 19th 2010, 2:00 pm

I suspect this was inspired by the comp on TPS? if it was its a winner chum. Only you could come up with a gem like this.


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