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midnightwriter(unleashed)

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PostSubject: Short story   May 20th 2010, 10:17 am

There was an old man from Deli,
He reached up to just bellow my belly,
I sold him a cob,
For 52 bob,
Which he preserved in his right foot wellie.
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   May 21st 2010, 10:26 pm

What on earth did he want with that cob
that I sold him for 52 bob
it seems he was struggling
with his wife he was cuddling
and thought it might suffice for the job......... Shocked Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   May 22nd 2010, 8:11 am

haha
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   May 23rd 2010, 5:29 am

"He reached up to just bellow my belly",


His reach caused him terrible woe
being so short meant his kisses were low
His kiss on the lips
Gave the Ladies hearts skips
and their husbands would tell him to GO!





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PostSubject: Re: Short story   May 23rd 2010, 5:49 am

hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   May 31st 2010, 1:06 pm

I'm thinking this could be the start of a never ending limerick.....
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   June 20th 2010, 10:31 am

Well Deli was land of the low
not much space
from their head to their toe

This challenge of height
had them plagued
by this plight

The poor women
yearned cob
down bellow
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   June 20th 2010, 12:55 pm

hahaha what habe I started lol
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PostSubject: Re: Short story   June 27th 2010, 6:07 am

Pretty soon ladies from far and near
qued at markets without any fear
screaming loudly for cobbed corn
their pleasure reborn
and their husbands cast out on their ears.


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