Short story

Posts : 315 Karma : 58

There was an old man from Deli,
He reached up to just bellow my belly,
I sold him a cob,
For 52 bob,
Which he preserved in his right foot wellie.

Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales

What on earth did he want with that cob
that I sold him for 52 bob
it seems he was struggling
with his wife he was cuddling
and thought it might suffice for the job......... Shocked

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Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.

"He reached up to just bellow my belly",

His reach caused him terrible woe
being so short meant his kisses were low
His kiss on the lips
Gave the Ladies hearts skips
and their husbands would tell him to GO!

Posts : 315 Karma : 58

hahaha

Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales

I'm thinking this could be the start of a never ending limerick.....

Posts : 166 Karma : 46 Location : Long Island New York

Well Deli was land of the low
not much space
from their head to their toe

This challenge of height
had them plagued
by this plight

The poor women
yearned cob
down bellow

Posts : 315 Karma : 58

hahaha what habe I started lol

Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales

Pretty soon ladies from far and near
qued at markets without any fear
screaming loudly for cobbed corn
their pleasure reborn
and their husbands cast out on their ears.

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