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 Illegal Alien.

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Dr Fogg


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PostSubject: Illegal Alien.   May 22nd 2010, 6:25 pm

Illegal Alien.

Not feeling quite a hundred percent
To the doctors I was sent
“What can I do for you today”?
He enquired in his usual homely way.

“Well Doc I don’t feel my best
I have a lump right in my chest
I swear I saw it moving yesterday
Have a look see what you say”.

I lay upon his examination couch
He poked the lump and I said ouch!
Then the strangest thing occurred
The lump grew bigger! quite absurd.

It stretched my tummy until I cursed
Then blow me down the bugger burst
Amidst the copious spurting blood
It rose and on my rib cage stood.

It looked at Doc, then looked at me
It hissed and howled most frighteningly
Then leapt upon the doctors floor
Through waiting room and out the door.

The doctor started writing, quick
He told me I was very sick
You’ve had a parasitic xenomorph
Take this prescription and bugger orf.

Dr Fogg.

Copyright ©2010. HW Harborne


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PostSubject: Re: Illegal Alien.   May 23rd 2010, 8:41 am

Haha!!! Nice Doc, I think you incorperated sc-fi, horror and humour in this piece it was like and Aliens meets Family Guy hehe. You never fail to raise a smile to these cheeks Doc either in your replies or your brilliant poetry!!! excellent, never bugger orf lol.

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  • a·poc·a·lyp·tic /əˌpäkəˈliptik/ Adjective:
  • .Describing or prophesying the complete destruction of the world.
  • .Resembling the end of the world; momentous or catastrophic.
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PostSubject: Re: Illegal Alien.   May 27th 2010, 10:55 am

No wonder that little bugger wanted to escape from your nether regions Doc, I hear he finished up inside the cleaners Dyson and is on display in the waiting room where he amuses the patients by hammering on the plastic window and mouthing silent curse words.
If you can lip read they translate to something like “You rotten B********
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PostSubject: Re: Illegal Alien.   May 27th 2010, 12:21 pm

Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Foggy, truly this was brilliant!
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