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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: OK Yah   June 10th 2010, 7:54 am










Ok Yah
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Wanna buy a crown or a sceptre perhaps?
Or maybe even some toe sucking snaps?
Some dirty pictures of the Prince of Wales?
Get em here at Fergie’s garage sales.

We have the lot here you have to agree
From empty gin bottles (emptied personally by me)
To a date with my daughters Eugenie or Beatrice
You want em both? Ok Yah, I can fix it.

Roll up, roll up, to the sale of the century
I can get you a Corgi or the dead Queen mum’s dentury
Speaking of rollups I can get you those too
If you pay me enough I’ll smoke one with you.

Access to Andrew is guaranteed
He knows about it, that’s been agreed
I can open doors like no one else can do
Oh Yah the garage doors? They’re up for sale too.

A video of me when I threw up in the palace
I got evicted by Phillip with a great deal of malice
Well I have to say, I was totally wrecked
Oh yah that’s up for sale too, (my self respect).

I got books on weight loss you just have to see
And books on how to put it on again (yah that was me)
Books for children I wrote when sound in the head
About a bloody helicopter and sweet little red.

So come bale me out I’m in a hell of a mess
Oooh pour me a gin, let’s drink to success
I need the cash and I need it real bad
I think ill charge the kids to see their own dad.

Dr Fogg.



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PostSubject: Re: OK Yah   June 10th 2010, 8:44 am

HAHA you have to laugh Foggy. Why on earth people think so much of our batty royal family is beyond me ~ to add insult to injury AND rub salt in the wounds, the queen has asked for a raise!!!!!! The richest woman in England/UK probably Europe, we're deep in financial crisis and she asks her country for more money .... that's tact for you PMSL xx She only wants it to subsidize those ginger nuts who think they're royalty. You can't put lipstick on a pig OR buy class haha K x


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PostSubject: Re: OK Yah   June 10th 2010, 9:36 am

Foggy, truly this is hilarious!!! I always knew the British
have a stiff upper lip but you really put a spin on dry humor!
Loved this piece. EXALT!
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PostSubject: Re: OK Yah   October 16th 2010, 6:50 pm

Drfogg, this is so funny. I actually love the royal family, but I can't stand Fergie. As my old nan said about her when she first got involved with Andrew "she's too common, you can't make a silk purse from a sow's ear" and my god, she was right!!

I love your humour, great fun, thanks for sharing Laughing ptp x
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PostSubject: Re: OK Yah   October 27th 2010, 1:46 am

LMAO, what great dig at the awful Fergie Razz I agree with everything Isobelle said about the royals. A really funny ode Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: OK Yah   November 28th 2010, 4:39 pm

Haha, who knew life in court can be so colourfull Smile Loved the ending!!


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