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 My Front Door

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PostSubject: My Front Door   June 10th 2010, 7:21 pm

inspired by the show "Cops".

M Y _ F R O N T _ D O O R

I'm watching the news on TV
What do you think I see
At my front door...

It is that guy from channel 2
Wait, it is the whole news crew
At my front door...

Ooh no, here comes the Swat team
And there is Channel three,
Figures, I think I just seen
Myself on T.V...

Yet before I can run
Granny pulls out a gun
By my front door...

She says "I may be 75
But they will never take me alive
By my front door"...

I said "Granny what are.."
She said "Not now Jack,
You run for the car
And I will cover your back"...

Now, something is going down, at my front door
There is another news crew hanging around, this time it's channel 4
They are talking about me, like I have done this before
Ooh, something's going down, at my front door...

Granny pushed me outside
There was no place to hide
By my front door...

She told me to run
Then she pulled out a gun
By my front door...

Someone yelled "Freeze"
That's when a shot rang out
I dropped to my knees
And I began to shout..

Cause zipping by my head
Flew a piece of lead
And landed in my front door...

The police yelled "There she goes"
That is the moment I froze
By my front door...

Granny jumped over my shoulder
And into the car
She started the motor
But she didn't get far

The cops had her surrounded
That's when she rebounded
Back into my front door...

But before I could flee
The cops handcuffed me
Near my front door...

They put me in a van
And drove me downtown
While they came up with a plan
To take Granny down...

Ooh, somethings going down at my Front Door
I see my Granny on TV, the one I adore
Holding the Swat team at bay with a fourty-four

Somethings going down...
My Granny just hit the ground...
Wait, she got off another round...

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PostSubject: Re: My Front Door   June 10th 2010, 8:13 pm

Hillarious Daniel, how exciting to have a granny like that, the nearest mine got to a shot was one made of gin. You have left me wanting to know more.


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PostSubject: Re: My Front Door   June 10th 2010, 10:35 pm

Daniel, clearly this is meant to be sung! Roll Laughing A laugh riot, my friend---
Quote :
Holding the Swat team at bay with a fourty-four

Ah, makes me miss my childhood, it does. Wink *exalt*

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PostSubject: Re: My Front Door   June 11th 2010, 7:51 am

Sir Daniel, you have a wonderful imagination! If I could
crawl inside your head, I am sure I would be entertained!
Loved this piece! I heard of a Granny in Australia that got
revenge on a rapist to her grand daughter. The cops did nothing
so she did. She blew his family jewels away. And the thing is, they
made her a national hero so much, the cops were afraid to press
charges against her. Yup, you got to love old people! EXALT! tc
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PostSubject: Re: My Front Door   June 20th 2010, 10:21 am

Don't you just love pistol packing grannies ??? hilarious write here Daniel
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