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Dr Fogg


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PostSubject: God.Com   June 20th 2010, 7:23 am


You have reached our new prayer line
Your prayer is in a queue
An angel will be available in time
To listen to a prayer from you.

(You are number 567892 in line)

Heaven has recently relocated to the net
Omnipresent 24/7 we administer our powers
Please be patient and don’t get upset
You prayer should be granted in 24 hours.
(36 in the Cayman Islands, terms and conditions apply)

(You are number 567891 in line)

Your prayer may be recorded whilst on air
For training purposes, it must be advised
So that our Angels may deal with your prayer
Have the following information by your side.

(You are number 567890 in line)

Your mother’s auntie’s neighbour’s maiden name
The 48 digit pass code given at your christening
The answer to your security question. What’s your favourite game?
Hello caller? Are you still listening?

Dr Fogg

Copyright ©2010. HW Harborne


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PostSubject: Re: God.Com   June 20th 2010, 7:49 am

Haha, brilliant, Doc! About a year ago I started seeing commercials for the New Testament on DVD... you know, in case people aren't willing to put in the hard work and do a little bit of reading for their beliefs. You shed some light on the fact that even those of the cloth can be cheapened by the ease and accessibility that comes with technology. Very well done, my friend.
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PostSubject: Re: God.Com   June 20th 2010, 10:13 am

I a world of outsourcing this does not sound to far out of the realm of possibility hahahahaha good write
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