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PostSubject: Dylan   June 25th 2010, 8:32 pm


I’m Dylan the Villain, well how do you do
Of course you know me, I’m sure I know you
Remember the car keys you lost yesterday
Guess who stole them and hid them away
I hover above you just over your head
I’m with you all day and beside you in bed
Some call me a Gremlin, some call me a pest
I’m here to annoy you, that’s what I do best
That important letter you neglected to post
Who burnt your cookies, cremated the roast
That’s right you’ve guessed, it was me having fun
And I’ve just stopped your watch at a quarter to one
Who snipped the elastic that day on the beach
The itch on your back that was just out of reach
Your muse is confused, your poems won’t rhyme
No fault of yours darling, it was me all the time
No charms can protect you, no prayers can defend
I’m fireproof and curse proof you see my old friend
So together for ever through life’s weary way
See you tomorrow, have a nice day
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PostSubject: Re: Dylan   June 27th 2010, 5:58 am

I think I know him
he is here every day
he causes me to speed
and the police make me pay
he turns up the toaster
and burns up my bread
and when I catch him
I will strangle him dead.

I really enjoyed this a lot....it's always good to blame someone else. We know this as "Murphy's Law"......excellent piece of humour.

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PostSubject: Re: Dylan   July 3rd 2010, 8:44 pm

Oh I just love this everything you said
is so true.EXALT
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PostSubject: Re: Dylan   July 3rd 2010, 8:50 pm

dear Dylan,

Now that I have this confession I hope you understand I shall take it to the authorities unless you do exactly as I say.. MOVE OUT!!

that's all.. Between keeping my bird from eating my remote control and attempting to teach my cat table manners I have my hands full..

thank you.

~ Daniel

ps - great poem my friend! good try pointing the blame at someone else but we all know the truth..
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