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 Beware the Expert.

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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: Beware the Expert.   March 17th 2010, 2:32 pm









Beware the expert.



The world is full of people,
who tell us what to do.
Who tell us what is best for us,
But I just say screw you.

Hydrogenated fat is good,
Butter makes you ill.
Too much salt will finish you,
Fatty food will kill.

Eating meat is dangerous,
Smoking clogs the veins.
Cream is just a no no,
drink will fry your brain.

But give em just a few more years,
And they will change their view.
Research has shown bla bla bla bla,
But I just say screw you.

Take this global warming,
I don’t give a cuss.
If it gets a little warmer,
I’m not going to fuss.

I don’t want to grow old,
All wrinkly and wet.
So fatty food and salt and booze,
I’ll take all I can get.




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PostSubject: Re: Beware the Expert.   March 17th 2010, 3:23 pm

Haha, I agree and the ending is just a perfect conclusion to this, but then again, I'm just another student cellebrating decadence. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Beware the Expert.   March 18th 2010, 12:09 pm

gosh, this must be how you got your "Doctorate".. I have taken your advice well before you even gave it and I'm a (still) living testiment to how well it works. Who needs health food? Keep the salads, I'm having fatty food today!!

thanks my friend.. always good to smile

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PostSubject: Re: Beware the Expert.   March 18th 2010, 12:57 pm

you always make me smile dr. fogg

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PostSubject: Re: Beware the Expert.   March 27th 2010, 11:36 pm

hehe! I needed that! Think I'll drink and smoke tonight, then kick off the morning with some BACON! Woohoo!
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PostSubject: Re: Beware the Expert.   March 28th 2010, 1:07 pm

I know we are brothers in arms when it comes to all those faceless experts and the political correctness nerds telling us how to live our lives. When I got back Monday I opened a letter from coaching admin. 24 pages long telling me what I can and cannot do. Well I think after 13 years with an unblemished record I think there is a small chance that I know how to do my job.

Would you believe this: If a girl tears her Achilles tendon laying on the track in agony I mustn’t touch her. Well as you say they can screw it, and if a girl is upset and in tears and requires a cuddle she will get it.
It’s bloody insulting they seem to treat all male coaches, teachers and the like as potential paedophiles.

If you start a revolution against this creeping cancer that’s destroying our culture, I’ll join you behind the barricades.
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PostSubject: Re: Beware the Expert.   March 28th 2010, 3:13 pm

Cari, I feel for you, next to our local post office there is a junior school, the other day i sat in the car watching the kids playing, The noise of a hundred screeming kids and the dozens of little dramas being played out is so wonderful and fascinating. then I noticed a teacher glaring at me, it made me feel unclean somehow, ashamed at loving to watch children play.What has the world come to.





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