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Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Do You Have A Minute? June 29th 2012, 8:13 pm | |
| Do You Have A Minute?After years of research, I'm exited to announce My newest discovery, can you pronounce "DACTYLIOMANCY".. (it begins with a D)
Used in ancient times, by wizards and Kings To tell the future, using only rings And it fits me to a "T"
(well.. a "D") (technically)
Sound confusing? Allow me to make it clear But first I will need a volunteer Someone with a ring, (gold, as it works best)..
You in the front row, yes I'm talking to you WOW, a real diamond! I'm sure that will do How big is it? Darn, I'm impressed!
(who would have guessed) (the way HE is dressed)
So let me take this rope, made of a simple string And hold it up for you to see while I attach the ring See it slide down, as I give it a quick pat..
Watch as I move the ring back and forth, not alot Hold on a moment, I almost forgot Does anyone here have a hat?
(It can't be flat) (Nor look like THAT)
Watch me open the hat, nice and wide Then watch as I drop the ring deep inside Hold on, I'm already getting a reading..
The ring is speaking to me, in a primitive state Give me another second and I will translate It says "Soon, a new ring you will be needing!"
(Well, that is miss-leading) (My talent must be receding)
Because the ring is... WAIT, it's not in here But how could it so easily just disappear? It's like it knew it's own future.. how odd..
Oh my, look at the clock, it's time to go I hope you guys all enjoyed my show Remember, Dactyliomancy does NOT mean fraud..
(And.. if your not yet awed) (Next week I'll bring my money rod) © 2012 | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: Do You Have A Minute? June 29th 2012, 8:27 pm | |
| Oh Daniel I truly love this , a celebration of wit and rhyme worthy of the highest praise.
(Erm when do i get my ring back?) | |
| | | Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Re: Do You Have A Minute? June 30th 2012, 6:29 am | |
| thanks Bill, about your ring.. you should ask the guy who's hat I borrowed for the trick, unless you believe the ring ran away on it's own.. which COULD have happened you know, it is round.. | |
| | | Jahaliel
Posts : 712 Karma : 88 Location : the Mirror
| Subject: Re: Do You Have A Minute? July 7th 2012, 8:07 am | |
| lol! Remind me to never trust you with my valuables Really enjoyed the read. | |
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New Poetry Prompt! | July 25th 2013, 2:21 pm by Jamie | Hi friends!
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