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 The Toilet Paper Caper

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PostSubject: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 8th 2010, 7:26 am

The day was going smoothly
Everything some what fine
Except when my beloved
No toilet paper could find.

There they sat on the throne
Panic in their eyes
It was up to me to rescue
I then did realize.

With a flash I took off
To the grocery store I went
Ran down the toilet paper aisle
For which I was sent.

I dashed to the register
But to a long line I did see
Everyone turned their head
Saw this woman in a hurry.

With panic on my face
As if in a race
With twelve rolls of toilet paper
I did quickly pace.

I thanked each one
As I got quickly through
And after being rung up
They applauded, “the best to you”.

Now I ran out of the store
And to my car
I raced out the parking lot
The house not far.

I bounded through the door
With twelve rolls in hand
And gave to my beloved
Who could not “stand”.

To this day
When twelve rolls I do see
It brings back a memory
Filled with much glee.

Remember we are human
Not at our best when “low”
Nothing more appreciated
When toilet paper you bestow.

So that ends my story
Of the toilet paper caper
Always be stocked up
And never run out of paper!
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 8th 2010, 11:05 am

goodness Cinda.. 12 ROLLS?? I do feel sorry for your neighbors.. last time I saw 12 rolls at once they were in a tree and you could hear a couple kids laughing their heads off (no, I wasn't one of them..)

enjoyed your tale.. I can imagine the urgency very easily as newspaper makes a lousy subsitute..

take care,

~ Daniel
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 8th 2010, 1:07 pm

Brillient story Cinda loved it
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 8th 2010, 3:12 pm

Cinda thank you for the smile Smile humourous story and I'm sure many have been through the same lol xx Kerry x

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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 13th 2010, 1:25 pm

This is exactly why I now look before I squat.

Thanks for the humor. Came here looking for it, and by God, I found it.
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 16th 2010, 2:05 pm

Wait a sec! I gotta stop laughing!!! Roll Laughing Oh my gosh this was funny!!!! I think we've all been caught with our pants down so to speak!! hahahahahahahahahaha!! Sorry, had to say it, hahahaha!! Loved this cute write Cinda!!! Thank you so much for sharing it!!

Big hugs,
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 19th 2010, 8:01 am

Scott's toilet paper has 1000 sheet's . "Now that's a lot of sheet's"
hahahahaha thats a a commercial her in the states . Funny write cinda :-)
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 19th 2010, 11:34 am

Yeah it is a commercial, but they forgot to warn everyone it's like sand paper!!! hahahahahahahahahaha, And 1 ply at that!!!! hahahahahahaha!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Toilet Paper Caper    July 22nd 2010, 1:12 am

There is no worse feeling than that of a gap where there should be toilet paper...
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