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prometheus
Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales
| Subject: Beer Goggles Anonymous April 24th 2010, 10:33 pm | |
| Beer Goggles Anonymous
I was in a bar where the light wasn’t great, there was a lot on my mind I had a lot on my plate, so I had a few Bourbons then had a few more - then a lady caught my eye......
She had long flowing hair and a tight fitting dress, I was immediately interested, I must confess.
I downed a few more Bourbons 'though it could have been more - ‘cause the room started spinning when I crossed the floor, my distorted vision I just ignored - I wanted to impress her........
She watched me and smiled as I made my way, It’s a move I will rue, ‘til my dying day.
I sat down beside her we got along fine, I ordered several more Bourbons and she ordered wine, she seemed hot, at least at the time - I asked back to my place........
She agreed with a smile, I was in luck, I couldn't be alone so got the keys to my truck.
Well, we made it home safe and stumbled straight through the door, no lights, just action as clothes were cast to the floor, I’d be a liar if I said I remembered more - ‘cause the next thing I knew it was morning......
as I woke up I got the shock of my life that lady was the man that took off with my wife.
Copyright KRC.2010
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| | | Granny_Weatherwax
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| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous April 25th 2010, 7:09 am | |
| Haha, ouch, and I was expecting only panda eyes and messed up hair, nice twist, loved this. | |
| | | midnightwriter(unleashed)
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| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous April 30th 2010, 4:55 pm | |
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| | | Jamie
Posts : 2215 Karma : 233 Location : Vermont
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous April 30th 2010, 7:20 pm | |
| I get the feeling you've been had. | |
| | | Mallet
Posts : 182 Karma : 54 Location : New Jersey
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous May 1st 2010, 8:55 am | |
| Whooooooa hahaha damn! Brownie points for cleverness and having my jaw drop from reading this piece. Great rhyme and flow as well, definitely a unique one! | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous May 1st 2010, 11:24 am | |
| I loved it lol lol lol lol |
| | | Isobelle
Posts : 1832 Karma : 359 Location : amongst the stars ~
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous May 1st 2010, 11:28 am | |
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| | | prometheus
Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous May 1st 2010, 10:31 pm | |
| Thanks for reading everyone, I am happy to bring a smile to your collective faces......Thankfully this is not based on actual events (at least not that I know of) It's just one of those strange ones that spring out of nowhere that requires me to put pen2pad. :?: | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous May 2nd 2010, 11:07 am | |
| Well dont worry. Its good to take a walk on the wild side every so often. | |
| | | rrje4019
Posts : 166 Karma : 46 Location : Long Island New York
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous August 2nd 2010, 8:47 am | |
| you would have been better off if you had a drink as soon as you woke up. That way he might have still looked like a she or still being drunk you might not have cared as much hahahahaha funny write Prom | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous August 2nd 2010, 11:04 am | |
| Yes, truly wicked! And don't we play the fool when our googles get the best of us? hahaha.. enjoyed!! |
| | | hearmyverse
Posts : 365 Karma : 38 Location : Liverpool. UK
| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous August 11th 2010, 12:00 pm | |
| Brillient loved the flow of this. | |
| | | silverhenge
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| Subject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous August 13th 2010, 9:36 pm | |
| Beer goggles - a terrible thing after you realize the prescription was wrong! Great comedy poem | |
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