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 Fabio's Cooking Show..

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PostSubject: Fabio's Cooking Show..   July 14th 2010, 10:01 pm

If You Can't Take The Heat, Use Fewer Jalapeno's..


(Fabio explaining the difference between meatloaf and hamburger to a fan)


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S H O W




Welcome, my good looking friends, and to all who are in the know
Today we are going to prepare "Hunky Meatloaf" on my new cooking Show
The first step is to select some ground beef from the grocery store
Watch out for the women who will follow you.. those you should ignore..

They will distract you from your oven, which should be set at 358
This gives you a few minutes to look in your mirror - but don't wait to late
To grab a bowl of chopped veggies, the flavor they will enhance
(Hopefully you have prepared them already, well in advance..)

Now add the veggies to your meat, sprinkle in a spice or two
Mix it well with those hunky biceps that working out has given you
Throw it all in the oven.. it's okay to go back to your mirror
Ignore all the women who faint as they try and get nearer

DON'T LET THEM IN THE KITCHEN! ban any woman that disobedient
You can't take the risk that she might see the secret ingredient
Once you chase the women away (a few you might have to molly coddle)
Look around, if the coast is clear.. take the Viagra out of the bottle..

Only sprinkle on a little bit.. you don't want any surprises
Keep an eye on the oven door.. watch your meatloaf as it rises
Take one more look in your mirror before you open the oven
It's time to serve this tasty treat you know that all those women will be lovin..

Allow the women now to see how you, like me, happen to be one hunky cooking man
(Be careful.. some will try and grab the meatloaf right out of the pan..)
Remember this recipe is only for guys like me.. future Valentino's
The rest of you.. if you can't take the heat.. use fewer jalapenos..




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PostSubject: Re: Fabio's Cooking Show..   July 15th 2010, 7:32 am

Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing You got me rolling on the floor!
OMG... this is a hoot! I'm loving it! And to poke at his
vanity... just loving it! The picture is a bonus... nice on
the eyes! hahaha... EXALT... Roll Laughing Roll Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Fabio's Cooking Show..   July 15th 2010, 6:04 pm

brillant!
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PostSubject: Re: Fabio's Cooking Show..   July 16th 2010, 2:26 pm

Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing I.....can't.....Talk!!!!!
Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Oh noooooo!!! Roll Laughing This is priceless Daniel!! I...........
Roll Laughing love it!!!!!

Huggies, I need huggies!! Somebody get me huggies quick!! Roll Laughing

Hugs,
Sher...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Fabio's Cooking Show..   July 17th 2010, 6:21 am

Wow brillient ,we have our vanity chefs here to
but lucky our best one is Nigella lawsen
she is great to watch to hell with the food.
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PostSubject: Re: Fabio's Cooking Show..   July 18th 2010, 10:06 am

Daniel, very funny my friend :-)
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