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 Agricultural Love

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PostSubject: Agricultural Love   July 18th 2010, 3:01 pm

Agricultural Love

In the deepest jungles of Somerset
Where the cider apples grow
I met my fate by an old farm gate
In the arms Chiswick Flo
Fetchingly clad in dungarees
Sucking an old cheroot
Cracking walnuts between her pretty toes
Oh my! she did look cute
She was a big girl, a bonny girl
With a kiss that made my toenails curl
A hug that took my breath away
And fractured seven vertebrae
She pulled me to her bosom
God I nearly disappeared
Not only couldn’t I bloody see
I couldn’t even hear
But keep your skinny plastic dolls
Dressed in lace and folderol’s
Big is very beautiful and bigger even more
Now to bed, she’s calling me
A call I daren’t ignore

Note: Chiswick is pronounced Chis-ick
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PostSubject: Re: Agricultural Love   July 19th 2010, 10:48 am

I got the visual of a big buxumous woman that
could man handle you into a strong hold if she so desired.
This is funny. And to break 7 vertabrea with her hug. You devil you!
Well done. Enjoed.
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PostSubject: Re: Agricultural Love   July 23rd 2010, 1:53 pm

Good Lord, got to love them big girls :-) nice write
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PostSubject: Re: Agricultural Love   July 23rd 2010, 6:22 pm

lol pretty funny, Cari. Has Foggy seen this one? "vertebrae" got me chuckling. Wink

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