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 The Kitty Quack

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Daniel

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PostSubject: The Kitty Quack   March 12th 2010, 9:51 pm



T H E
K I T T Y
Q U A C K



Came home, just for lunch
Ham sandwich, glass of punch
Got distracted, turned my back
Someone made off with my snack

Not hard to guess who this could be
The only one home is kitty and me
Thought she was cured,
looks like her bad habit's back
Off we go to see the Kitty Quack...


Ooh, it's the Kitty Quack
Drives around in a Cadillac
Best in town or your money back
Keeps his medicine in a knapsack
Your pet will feel so laidback
Listening to a soundtrack
Of George W. going yakkity-yack

And making kitty feel
That nap-time is real
So asleep she will fall
Because on the wall
There is this big fancy plaque...

That declares you are with the Kitty Quack...


Have you been here before? I gave a nod
Bringing Kitty back for more behavior mod
I filled out the forms, everything was complete
There is going to be a wait, so I took a seat

The person next to me had a cat so thin
It looked off balance everytime it would grin
It hissed at my cat,
My cat hissed right back
This could spell trouble for the Kitty Quack...

OOh, where's the Kitty Quack
I need him around to stop an attack
If this fight goes down I want my money back
They have hissed so much I've lost track
My cat is acting like a maniac
The waiting room is about to be ransacked
Call nine-one-one, won't you Jack

And tell them to hurry
Because it's fixing to get furry
Claws will be flying
And I will be crying
In the parking lot out back..

Waiting to see the Kitty Quack...


Now this can't be happening,
Just how can this be?
Two cats in a fight
Right on top of me

One has claws in my arm
The other in my back
Won't someone please find
The Kitty Quack...




The Bulldog in the corner earlier was taking a nap
But now he is headed over to see the two cats in my lap
The terrier woke him when he started to bark
His teeth alone look like they came from a shark

The cat's stopped fighting, sensing danger was near
With their claws buried deep, they sprang themselves clear
I hope that someone nearby can hold this bulldog back
Has anyone at all seen the Kitty Quack...


Ooh, it's the Kitty Quack
Drives around in a Cadillac
Best in town or your money back
Keeps his medicine in a knapsack
Your pet will feel so laidback
Listening to a soundtrack
Of George W. going yakkity-yack

And making kitty feel
That naptime is real
So asleep she will fall
Because upon the wall
There is this big ole fancy plaque...

That declares you're with the Kitty Quack...


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PostSubject: Re: The Kitty Quack   March 14th 2010, 12:00 am

How absolutely hilarious!! As long as i am not you of course... I am so glad to read about the Kitty Quack. Now I know my doggy woggy really has H.A.O.F.D

(Heightened Awareness Of Food Disorder)

For a short time I thought my dog was just being a dog. He was acting so K-9..

P.
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PostSubject: Re: The Kitty Quack   March 15th 2010, 12:05 am

You know, when I'm walking around singing this to myself they're going to call the Jamie Quack!! lol *exalt* for such laughs my friend, much enjoyed!
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PostSubject: Re: The Kitty Quack   March 16th 2010, 7:57 am

Hilarious, this would make a good childrens poem me thinks. You better have one of these new fangled exalts.
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PostSubject: Re: The Kitty Quack   March 17th 2010, 10:51 am

Sooooo cute and funny!!!

"The person next to me had a cat so thin
It looked off balance everytime it would grin"

LMAO!!
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PostSubject: Re: The Kitty Quack   March 17th 2010, 1:44 pm

Oh those darn furry critters.
How they have us doing the
darnest things.... I loved it.
And the fighting. I still have scars
from a year ago from my little darling.
Cleverly written!! The Kitty Quak...
This should be a Jingle... LOL
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PostSubject: Re: The Kitty Quack   March 29th 2010, 10:30 am

This is very lyrical and could've been a song.

(Why am a channeling Bruce Springsteen?)
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