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 Kissing Nessie

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Location : under the oak tree with Kiki

PostSubject: Kissing Nessie   August 26th 2010, 8:46 pm


Swim, swim, swim.. but that's not all I do
I'm also a model, you may have seen a photo or two..

I'm quite shapely you see, I'm the talk of the town
People travel from far away in hopes that I'm around..

There are plenty of fish everywhere, mile after mile
But I ignore them, you see, because plants are more my style
Some people say otherwise.. they think I'm a barbarian
But really I'm a sweet lovable cuddly three ton vegetarian

Sure, I might be a bit overweight.. but I'm not only one
I happen to know this whale that weighs around 60 tons
Boy HE has some eating problems.. but it's part of his persona
Once, I heard, even even ate this fisherman named Jonah..

As for me? I'm very happy! I just swim around all day long
Then late at night, if you listen close, you can hear me sing a song
Some say I sound a bit like Mick Jagger when he is choking on some food
Others think I sound more like the better recordings of that Ricky Martin dude

Let them say what they want.. I honestly don't give a heck
The truth is I sing at night just to clear my neck
Personally I think I'm kinda cute.. and I'm not at all camera shy
Come down here and visit with me, I'll be standing by

Row out here in a boat, bring your camera, be prepared
Remember that I'm a vegetarian, so there's no reason for you to be scared
Come a little closer, let me give you a kiss.. (warning.. it might be a little messy)
On your way home, visit my gift shop, buy a shirt that says: "I kissed Nessie"

© 2010
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PostSubject: Re: Kissing Nessie   August 26th 2010, 9:31 pm

Loved this very very funny
have not heard tales of the
loch ness monster for some time.
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PostSubject: Re: Kissing Nessie   August 26th 2010, 10:18 pm

Sir Daniel

Your pieces always surprise me.I love them.Exalt!
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PostSubject: Re: Kissing Nessie   August 27th 2010, 1:27 pm

Roll Laughing You rascal!!! This is way too cute!! You are so talented Daniel!! I love this!!! Gotta bookmark this one! lol!!

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PostSubject: Re: Kissing Nessie   September 22nd 2010, 12:49 pm

You can guarantee that whenever the tourist season goes a bit flat, up comes Nessie and the punters come back in droves.
Canny these Scots and a hardy breed too. When you are wearing nothing under a skirt in a land where the thistles are three feet tall, god you have to be hard.

Enjoyed Daniel, keep them coming.
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