I Am A Lady!

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I am a lady much refined,
I wear my jewels all the time!
But I have a problem don't you know?
And if you have a cure please tell me so!

Even though I am so fine,
My dainty feet stink all the time!
I wash them in the finest soap,
But for my feet there is no hope!

I just don't know what to do,
My feet smell bad--oh my! PU!
I soak them in rose water for hours,
But alas my feet don't smell like flowers!

Won't someone tell me what to do?
Cause my poor feet smell like a zoo!
Yes, I'm a lady much refined,
Who has stinky feet all the time!

Sherry Falling Leaf Jones
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This really makes me appreciate the feet
I have. A good write my friend. Enjoyed. tc

Subject: Re: I Am A Lady! September 1st 2010, 4:46 pm

well.. back home in the swamps we used to soak our feet in goatmilk for an hour and then dry 'em off by lettting the dog lick 'em clean.. however poor Uncle Buddy had it worse than anyone.. his feet was so bad that one time his shoe fell off out in the woods and when he found it the next day there was a family of skunks living in it.. and they were all holding their noses..

funny stuff my friend. still laughing

~ Daniel

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HAHAHAHA!! Thanks Cinda honey!!! Thank Goodness I don't really have that problem, lol! But my daddy did, PU!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hugs, XO
Falling Leaf

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Daniel your poor Uncle Buddy!!! Well bless his heart!!! I got him topped tho!! I took my shoes off once in the woods to rub them and a big skunk came running up and started mating with my foot!!! Shocked

, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Glad you got a kick outta it sweetie!

Hugs,
Falling Leaf...xo

Posts : 300 Karma : 53 Location : New South Wales

Hehehehe...... Oh I know people whom have this very same problem. It can be embarrassing that's for sure. I love the contrasting nature of the refinement of looks v smell. Big smiles on this one.

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Why thank you my dear! hahahahaha!! My feet don't really smell, here see? Take a wiff! hahahahahahahaha!! Glad it brought a smile to your face!! They really don't, honest!!!

Hugs,
Falling Leaf

Posts : 471 Karma : 102 Location : Hertfordshire, U.K

Very funny write Falling Leaf, gave me a giggle, and that's always good!

I'm so glad you didn't inherit the 'cheesy feet' problem from your dad and have 'found refinement' instead!

Much enjoyed, thanks for sharing, ptp x
Very Happy

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That was my adoptive dad that had that problem whew was it ever a BIG PROBLEM TOO! Laughing

Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope it made you giggle some! TC

Hugs,
Falling Leaf

Posts : 377 Karma : 28

Hehe, cool poem, falling leaf. Thank god nobody takes stuff in here seriously, ha, hehe. Smile

Posts : 150 Karma : 81 Location : South Carolina

Very humorous and nicely written.

I must admit that many of the responses added to the comedy of the whole situation.

My feet don't smell near as bad as yours apparently. Mine do have the benefit of keeping the dog from chewing on my socks and footware though.

Posts : 315 Karma : 58

Try detol it kills 99% bacteria lmao

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