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PostSubject: Food Glorious Food   October 3rd 2010, 7:00 pm

Foof Glourious Food

Now listen lads and listen well
For I have a tragic tale to tell
Our manly ways are in decline
Because we are forced to sit and dine
On packets from which our wives unwrap
Tasteless junk and Tesco crap
I ask you friend does your woman cook?
Or more concerned with how she looks
And how much precious time it saves
By bunging it in the microwave
and sets before you her creation
A quivering plate of radiation
She’ll moan that when she is feeling fruity
That you cannot do your nightly duty
Or your pathetic performance is so poor
That you don’t love her anymore
But isn’t it any wonder that
When our libido’s less than a crippled gnat
Oh bring back those heady days of yore
When all our womenfolk knew the score
And fed us on roast beef and steak
Fish and Chips and currant cake
When our randy thoughts we couldn’t hide
And all their wants where satisfied
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PostSubject: Re: Food Glorious Food   October 4th 2010, 12:34 pm

WoW Cari, you nailed this one good! Yes, there is danger in
eating microwaved food, it alters the molecules and is know
to kill all sustance in the food that is there. I got to agree, there
is nothing like an old fashioned home cooked meal from scratch!
Enjoyed this. tc
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PostSubject: Re: Food Glorious Food   October 4th 2010, 11:44 pm

lmao "Quivering plate of radiation" ha ha ha

I feel like I should go out and club dinner and club a date, too. lol

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PostSubject: Re: Food Glorious Food   October 16th 2010, 6:42 pm

This is very funny, really made me chuckle!

I hate microwave meals myself, and would never dish them up for my family. Must be something in what you say here, a good hearty meal seems to keep everyone satisfied in my house, in all areas!

Thanks for sharing, enjoyed the humour

ptp Very Happy
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