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 Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat

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PostSubject: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat   March 23rd 2010, 8:22 am

D O C T O R
D A N I E L ' S
A M A Z I N G
M U L T I - C O L O R E D
S M A R T I E
H A T







Twas the night before tomorrow, and some might say
It if was not yet evening, you could still call it today
But if you think it's yesterday, then we should talk
Someone needs to tell you how to set your clock

But don't worry my friend, help is near
Doctor Daniel is on the case and it's quite clear
He has figured it out - it's simple as that
All you need is his most amazing multi-colored smartie hat

Put on this hat and next thing you know
People will stare at you where ever you go
But that is okay, cause you are smarter than them
Walk up to someone, be it her or him

And ask them if they know who you are
But don't tell them your name, are you with me so far?
Chances are they will look at you like you have lost your mind
But what they really are saying is the answer they can't find

However YOU know your name... or at least most of us do
And if you don't... then this amazing hat isn't for you
What YOU folks need is to call the Doc
Arrange a visit, have a one-on-one talk

But for everyone else who has ever felt dumb
And wanted to feel smart, now you too can become
Smarter in minutes and amaze your friends
How smart can you become? Well, that depends

On how much researching you do while this hat is on your head
How many numbers can you remember? what books have your read?
Keep this up and you will find that your knowledge will grow
Soon you will even be the smartest person you know

So order in a hurry, before the FDA deadline
And get this special offer for only $29.99
Next thing you know you will feel much smarter than your cat
While wearing Doctor Daniel's Amazing Multi-Colored Smarty Hat...



(c)'o7


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PostSubject: Re: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat   March 23rd 2010, 8:45 am

Very Happy Hate the infomercialls, but I would have a one-on-one talk with you any day hehe. Cool poem.


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PostSubject: Re: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat   March 23rd 2010, 10:40 am

Dear Doc, send me one of them theyar hats right now, I always guessed I was smart but felt something was missing, i reckon one of them hats will do just fine.





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PostSubject: Re: Doctor Daniels Amazing Multi-Colored Smartie Hat   March 24th 2010, 12:55 pm

Daniel, I loved it! Truly a great write. EXALT
The flow of the poem, and the cute
hat, it made me smile! You come up with
the best topics. I am curious, how did you come to write
about a beenie cap?
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