Daniels Spaniel
They say dog owners resemble their pets
Although there’s no scientific proof
But if we are rude with a bad attitude
You can bet that your pets are aloof.
If we are angry then so will they be
Or if we are happy they will be to
Give a big scowl and your pet will soon growl
In short they try to be you.
I have found the perfect example
In the form of my dear friend Daniel
For I see some semblance of a distinct resemblance
To his number one pet Springer Spaniel.
It’s the eyes that give it away
Or maybe the hair I should say
But then I suppose it must be the nose
Which is snotty and wet through the day.
Daniels Spaniel (with some bitch)
Now if that isn’t proof enough
I’ve another example to show
For the parrot he owns could be one of his clones
Two pretty boys in a row.
Subject: Daniels Spaniel 
