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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: To a Cockatoo or Two   June 9th 2011, 7:46 pm




To a Cockatoo or Two

Does a female cockatoo
say any cock will do?
does she cock a single leg
or cock a leg or two?
does a male cockatoo
go cockadoodaloo?
If i studied cockatoo
could I speak it just like you?


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PostSubject: Re: To a Cockatoo or Two   June 17th 2011, 10:45 am

At first the poem seems vaguely obscene but after reading it again I can only describe it as hilarious Very Happy bounce Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: To a Cockatoo or Two   June 17th 2011, 10:51 am

Thank you silverhenge, I have had a few comments on this poem but had no obscenety in mind when i wrote it. I guess the wicked thoughts lie in the sewers of the minds that it affronts. You should see what a mess the TPS censor made of it.





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PostSubject: Re: To a Cockatoo or Two   June 17th 2011, 11:14 am

Drfogg wrote:
I guess the wicked thoughts lie in the sewers of the minds that it affronts.
You certainly have a knack for stirring the mind's sewage Foggy Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: To a Cockatoo or Two   June 17th 2011, 8:07 pm

A great man one said (probably me)

"Filth is in the eye of the beholder"





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PostSubject: Re: To a Cockatoo or Two   June 17th 2011, 8:36 pm

my bird, being an amazon, not a cockatoo, got really tongue-tied when I tried to teach it to him so we gave up and had ice-cream... he loves ice-cream..

I do know that censors can be annoying but the sad fact is there are people out there that would make Ozzy cover his ears.. and any good poet worth their pen can create a reaction by what they write without having to resort to such language.. so we need to keep these perverts restricted somehow and at the least, give them a rule to break so we can throw them off the site.

hopefully one day computer programs will be able to understand the words that are typed and decide for itself if it is something that is right for TOS rules, allowing words that are safe to be seen in their whole.



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