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 Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere

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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere   October 20th 2011, 6:32 am

Colonascopy is a nasty procedure where a camera is inserted through the stargate to investigate the bowell! i had a discussion about this on the diabetic forum and we had a poll to see who had experienced this and who like me had not. This poem was my answer.



Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere.


We are the colonoscopy virgins
Our sphincters are untouched
Despite my doctors urgings
I remain demure, unplucked.

They try to be persuasive
Waggling their tool
For a technique so invasive
But I have one golden rule.

This stargate is one way chum
Things go out, not in
Take your Godamn endoscope
And stuff it in the bin.

Your technique is also pretty poor
Certainly not a winner
To enter my back door
At least invite me out to dinner.

Dr Fogg
C2011



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PostSubject: Re: Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere   October 20th 2011, 8:16 pm

AMEN Brother, you are preaching to the choir! Loved this!

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PostSubject: Re: Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere   October 22nd 2011, 1:41 am

So, anything is possible with the right inducement, Foggy? Fine rhyme scheme: missed only in L3, S4. When down to the line, we'll all choose to live longer. Making light of what it takes is a good idea. Best wishes, H x



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PostSubject: Re: Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere   October 25th 2011, 7:01 pm

Really made me laugh, I think I'll send it to my Dad if you don't mind, who recently had to undergo an invasion of his "stargate" and was none too pleased.
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PostSubject: Re: Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere   December 2nd 2011, 3:21 am

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PostSubject: Re: Stick Your Endoscope Elsewhere   December 25th 2011, 2:33 am

Hilarious as ever Razz
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