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 Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz

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Jamie

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PostSubject: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 25th 2010, 2:58 pm

(This could've gone in Music as well but it fits here)


Can't get me inspired (da DA da Da Dum)
Can't find me my muse
Lord, now I'm so tired
Of these can't write NU-thin' blooooooz

Oh I need some inspiration
My imagination
Has mental constipation
And you know it's the truuuuuuth

Got my paper and pen
Gonna try it again
Thought my muse was my friend
But she's dead set on snoooooze

And I ain't got no direction
Don't need no perfection
My writing's all confection
That ain't got no connection

Don't know why she's desertin'
But my writing, it's hurtin'
And there's one thing for certain--
Got those can't write NU-thin' bloooooz

All these words I'm proud of knowin'
Gimme nuthin for show-in'
Head's so full it's close to blowin'
But ain't NU-thin' comin' thruuuuuuu

'Cause I ain't got nothing left but
I would give my left nut
To get the hell outta this rut
And find my lyrical strut

But I'm stuck here tryin'
Cryin'
Pryin'
At my Can't Write Nuthin' Blooooooooooooooooooooz
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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 25th 2010, 3:01 pm

"Get outta this rut,,, and find my lyrical strut"... LOL
" My imagination has mental constipation"..... I have to say this coming from you is an eye opener.... Something different and fun. EXALT!!
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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 25th 2010, 5:37 pm

Some of your lines equal the great George Gershwin's, such as "when he was a roamin in that fishes abdomen"!
This was juicy and meaty and wholesome stuff, I think your muse is in tip top condition my friend.





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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 25th 2010, 6:27 pm

You have discovered the cure for writer's block. Now we just need to comission the right singer, and post a link....

Very clever, I loved it.


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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 25th 2010, 8:30 pm

very very clever, one of those "why didn't I think of that" songs.. I loved it and the humor just added to the cleverness of the lines.

however, you may be wrong about your must deserting you... it seems if it did, it left you a wonderful goodbye letter.

take care,

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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 26th 2010, 5:46 am

This was tons of fun, Jamie, whish I could hear you sing it. Very Happy


Will write, read and comment for food, when in the mood. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 26th 2010, 9:32 am

I actually was singing it last night but I don't have the chutzpa to put it online. . .
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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 27th 2010, 10:13 am

Go on Jamie, if i can do a radio interview in front of 470,000 people im sure you could do this in front of all four poet share members.





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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 27th 2010, 10:49 am

This is great, so clever and funny. I love the blues, and John Lee Hooker could have done this proud! Being as he's no longer available for hire, i'm with the others, you should entertain us on poetshare!
EXALT for making me smile and sing this outloud!!
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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 27th 2010, 11:01 am

'Cause I ain't got nothing left but
I would give my left nut
To get the hell outta this rut
And find my lyrical strut



hilarious..

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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 28th 2010, 6:41 pm

Jamie wrote:
I actually was singing it last night but I don't have the chutzpa to put it online. . .

Your voice can't be any worse than mine.

Really, I loved it. That's one of the things I sometimes do when I can't think of what to write, I listen to music and parody it until something sticks. Or mock it. Or both.
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PostSubject: Re: Can't Write Nu-thin' Blooz   March 29th 2010, 1:32 am

HAHA Jamie how did I miss this corker? I picked out the same lines as flower, what a hoot LOL. I can hear you at the stables first thing in the morning singing this to your horses hehe x Very different from you and I just LOVE the blues, wish I could have heard you singin it matey - cracking write, Kerry xxxx


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