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PostSubject: Rules of drinking   March 26th 2010, 9:23 am

The rules of drinking

1. Never tell bartender he
made your drink too strong,

2. But if you're holding to the floor,
it's time to say- so long.

3. If you're dumb enough to fight,
then always step outdoors.

4. If ever there's any confusion,
then the fuller beer is yours.

5. If with your boss in bar and drunk,
then he is just another guy.

6. So inform him that your check
even round of beers can't buy.

7. Nothing's wrong with drinking
before noon, it's not a quirk.

8. Not if you are all stressed out,
especially at work.

9. If in the office, vodka works,
it is the no-tell liquor.

10. And pour it in the coffie mug,
it'll be much slicker.

11. Being drunk is standing tall,
without being able to sit.

12. Is feeling sophisticated,
without being able to say it.

13.When tipping at the crack of dawn,
don't afford to be a meanie.

14. And before you die you should
make at least one decent martini.

15. Perhaps I should remind you,
that alcohol makes fools.

16. Before your 6th drink's on the way
you'll forget last 15 rules.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of drinking   March 26th 2010, 1:56 pm

Ursza, I loved this! I use to be a party animal in my day.
And true, you forget all the rules by the 6th drink. I like the
part befor you die you should make at least one decent martini.
Well dearie, try a Chocolate Martini. Guarantee it will either kill you
or you will love it. Take care! Cinda Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of drinking   March 26th 2010, 8:57 pm

such a clever write, I laughed and almost cried when I read the ending. I've never been much of a drinker (unless soda counts) but I do have one lost night in my life that I am clueless how I ever made it home.

really enjoyed,

~ Daniel
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of drinking   March 29th 2010, 10:20 am

I love this. Especially rule 16. This was very clever and funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Rules of drinking   March 29th 2010, 5:21 pm

Hahha I loved it, I started driving in the days when drinking and driving were considered almost funny. I had a wooden garage for my car and once drove into it, through the back wall and out the other side. That was in my youth and now i drink very little, except for special occasions, just wine and the odd malt whiskey.





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