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 A Walk in the Park.

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Dr Fogg


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PostSubject: A Walk in the Park.   August 21st 2012, 4:02 pm

A Walk in the Park.

Whilst walking in the park one day
A man rushed over shouting Hey!!!!
I stopped and smiled but didn’t know him
Though felt I ought to keep things going.

“How’ve you been, you’re looking well”
I asked, but really couldn’t tell.
He looked deep into my eyes
Pointed to his heart saying “it’s been hell”.

“How are things with you?” he said
“Remember that night? Three in a bed”!
“Oh yes” I lied, somewhat surprised
“Yes you me and that wrestler he was super sized”.

Clenching buttocks I looked aghast
Then he made to go at last.
“Oh just one thing I have to say
I never paid you for that day”.

He handed me two hundred pounds!
Pinched my arse and turned around
Walked off until I couldn’t see him
I looked at the cash and with a grin

I shouted “hey d’y wanna do it again”?


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PostSubject: Re: A Walk in the Park.   August 24th 2012, 12:01 pm

Hahaha!!! Oh Foggy! How I missed your poems!
No one can put a smile on someones face like you!
Keep up the good work! EXALT! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A Walk in the Park.   August 29th 2012, 7:09 am

Oh my days - that is hilarious! And indeed a stroke of luck that you could have whilst walking through the park! Totally genius. EXALT Smile


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PostSubject: Re: A Walk in the Park.   September 5th 2012, 6:39 pm

Hahahaha my goodness I think I would have pocketed the money and ran you're a braver man than me Foggy!!! What a stroke of luck though Wink

Thank you for the giggles,

Abby x

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