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 The Pimple

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PostSubject: The Pimple   September 13th 2012, 12:32 pm


Well I wrote a poem about my wife
But she said, "If you post it you die"
I said, "Don't worry babe you can count on me"
But she should have known that I lie

She had this pimple on the tip of her nose
And I couldn't help but stare
She thought I was listening to her every word
'Cause she didn't know it was there

Now that monster had me hypnotized
I even forgot how to blink
It looked at me with those come hither eyes
And I swear I saw it wink

Well that night we went out to dinner
To an all you can eat buffet
Before we left she said, "How do I look?"
But I didn't know what to say

Now the waiter was truly mesmerized
And my wife still none the wiser
She thought it was rude when he asked her politely
"Would you nose like an appetizer?

She excused herself to powder her nose
At least that's what she said
But when she got back, she had fire in her eyes
And said, "When we get home you're dead"

Well that pimple finally faded away
But my wife won't let me forget
I think she knows that I posted this poem
'Cause she's still not over it yet



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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   September 13th 2012, 2:05 pm

Hahaha!!! LOL... EXALT!
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   September 26th 2012, 8:18 am

Quite a dilema eh. do you tell them about some problem and have them fret over it all night, or remain silent?
I have to say this poem is "Spot on"





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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   September 30th 2012, 10:51 am


While most guys know that comments on a female’s appearance must be only of complimentary kind, some of the opposite sex has no such understanding when it comes down to we males.
We took a couple of new neighbour’s out for dinner as a welcoming gesture. Scarcely had we ordered the drinks when she started to list her partner’s shortcomings. The poor jerk desperately tried to stop her flow but she was having none of it. At last my wife stood up.
“You know Shirley if you lost 30 or 40 lbs or so, perhaps he would look on you in a completely new light. Enjoy your meal”

And we left; I am one of the lucky ones.

Very good rhyme and content, I enjoyed the reading Exalt.

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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   November 7th 2012, 4:14 am

As always Whiz your humour brings a smile, enjoyed.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   November 7th 2012, 3:21 pm

Ah we women and our vanity. Loved it.......LOVED IT!!! Very fetching, very funny and one I shall remember long after the picture fades away. Thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   February 25th 2013, 2:35 am

Haha, I don't know why she's mad at you, you didn't put it there! Well, with the exception of letting us all know about it on here. Very Happy


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PostSubject: Re: The Pimple   February 26th 2013, 5:17 pm

Now that is destined to be a classic. Love the realism and humor here--I can see myself getting in similar trouble at home! Smile *exalt* for makin' me laugh!


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