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 The Downfall of the Easter Bunny

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PostSubject: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 29th 2010, 12:44 am

T H E
D O W N F A L L
O F
T H E
E A S T E R
B U N N Y


(subtitle: That Dag-Nabbit Bunny Wabbit's Bad Habit)





"Here comes Peter Rottentail
Stomping down the bunny trail..."


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No one knows why, not even the local priest
What turned a kind little bunny into a mean vicious beast
But something happened, my friend, you better beware
What ever you do don't mess with this hare..

Those are not eggs in his basket, you should know
They are rocks and bricks, which he loves to throw
At people's windows and watch them break
Yes, it is the Easter Bunny, make no mistake

When Little Bo Peep was crying, he didn't give a damn
He laughed at her tears while eating leg of lamb
Then he bit her on the nose before he whacked her in the face
Then he whacked her one more time just in case

Before he took of hopping down the bunny trail
Laughing to himself hysterically, wiggling his bunny tail
Something has gone dreadfully wrong, without a doubt
So Doctor Phil1 has decided to figure it all out

He booked the Easter Bunny as a guest on his show
He figured it would help his ratings (they were pretty low)
The stage was all set, Doctor Phil sat in his chair
The Easter Bunny in the other, they were live on air..



"So bunny," Dr. Phil began, "let me see if I got this right
You come from a nice healthy family, you seem pretty bright
You give out eggs for Easter, someone even wrote you a song
But lately you seem angry.. what happened? what went wrong
?"



There was silence on the stage, the camera cut in real close
The bunny hopped up on Dr. Phil's lap and got right under his nose
He let out a huge belch (Phil began to wonder if the bunny was drunk)
Then he bit Dr. Phil on the nose, took out a huge bloody chunk

Before he attacked the audience like a wild banshee
The camera cut to commercial, the viewing audience didn't see
Chairs flying, old ladies crying, the police had to be called
The bunny was finally cornered, off to jail he was hauled...

Dr. Phil pressed charges, the folks from PETA2 had to beg
The bunny got a new tattoo, it says "hide your own damn egg"
It seemed maybe Easter was over, but right now the way it stands
Santa's got it covered, he has free time on his hands...


1- Dr. Phil is a popular American talk show host
2 - PETA - People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals



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PostSubject: Re: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 29th 2010, 10:17 am

GO, SANTA, GO!!!! Poor Dr. Phil though I can't say I feel too sorry.
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PostSubject: Re: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 29th 2010, 1:26 pm

I love the slam on the Easter Bunny...
Politically incorrect and I loved every minute of it! Very Happy
Very clever write... Loved the Dr. Phil show in there.
Great visuals...
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PostSubject: Re: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 29th 2010, 4:44 pm

Right up your street this one, and you have excelled my friend.

Unfortunately we get Dr Phil in England too.





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PostSubject: Re: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 29th 2010, 5:05 pm

Easter bunny suffers psychotic break....hmm

silly rabbit...I see 4 keychains and a stew in his future.

Funny stuff Daniel


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PostSubject: Re: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 30th 2010, 4:06 pm

Daniel I loved your poem but I can't stop laughing,
seen Foggys reply has he had a face transplant lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Downfall of the Easter Bunny   March 31st 2010, 8:12 am

heheh..I knew if I read this I would laugh this morning

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thank God someone finally gave Dr. Phil what he deserves

my favorite line:

The bunny got a new tattoo, it says "hide your own damn egg"

hilarious..exalt
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