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Baseball Poetess

Baseball Poetess

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PostSubject: That is NOT funny   November 16th 2012, 1:25 pm

Young Robert had an abscess in his brain.
They opened up his skull so it could drain,
And now he is no longer feeling pain.
Gets IVs through a PICC line in his vein.

But hospitals will bore you straight to hell.
His mom got him some "bloodbath" shower gel-
"O Positive" with wild-cherry smell-
And in an IV bag, it looked quite swell.

The nurses didn't mind it, not one bit
Hung on the iV pole, what a hit!
Until the neurosurgeon first saw it
And then he had a loud conniption fit.

He said it wasn't funny, yes he did.
That "someone could infuse it, God forbid!"
Used words one shouldn't say around a kid.
Young Robert got that gel bag quickly hid.

So let that be your lesson for today.
Though you may think a little fun's okay,
Be careful of the Samhain tricks you play
For others may not see things quite your way.
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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: Re: That is NOT funny   November 18th 2012, 7:56 am

Ha I can see the surgeons point of view, I also learnt a new word "conniption" never heard of that one before.


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PostSubject: Re: That is NOT funny   November 19th 2012, 2:26 pm

Loved this bedside humor. If you are around the hospital long enough
you can do things like this... EXALT!
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PostSubject: Re: That is NOT funny   November 21st 2012, 4:07 pm

I have such high praise for those of you that can write humor! I laughed and so enjoyed each line of this piece.
I had no idea that a conniption fit is just an American thing, cause I throw a lot of them...

Much enjoyed and I bow at the talent of your quill....

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PostSubject: Re: That is NOT funny   February 25th 2013, 2:29 am

Hahaha, that doctor, must've been a hard day for him.

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