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Whiskurz
Posts : 92 Karma : 46
| Subject: The Pimple September 13th 2012, 12:32 pm | |
| Well I wrote a poem about my wife But she said, "If you post it you die" I said, "Don't worry babe you can count on me" But she should have known that I lie
She had this pimple on the tip of her nose And I couldn't help but stare She thought I was listening to her every word 'Cause she didn't know it was there
Now that monster had me hypnotized I even forgot how to blink It looked at me with those come hither eyes And I swear I saw it wink
Well that night we went out to dinner To an all you can eat buffet Before we left she said, "How do I look?" But I didn't know what to say
Now the waiter was truly mesmerized And my wife still none the wiser She thought it was rude when he asked her politely "Would you nose like an appetizer?
She excused herself to powder her nose At least that's what she said But when she got back, she had fire in her eyes And said, "When we get home you're dead"
Well that pimple finally faded away But my wife won't let me forget I think she knows that I posted this poem 'Cause she's still not over it yet
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| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: The Pimple September 26th 2012, 8:18 am | |
| Quite a dilema eh. do you tell them about some problem and have them fret over it all night, or remain silent? I have to say this poem is "Spot on" | |
| | | Carousal
Posts : 741 Karma : 241
| Subject: Re: The Pimple September 30th 2012, 10:51 am | |
| While most guys know that comments on a female’s appearance must be only of complimentary kind, some of the opposite sex has no such understanding when it comes down to we males. We took a couple of new neighbour’s out for dinner as a welcoming gesture. Scarcely had we ordered the drinks when she started to list her partner’s shortcomings. The poor jerk desperately tried to stop her flow but she was having none of it. At last my wife stood up. “You know Shirley if you lost 30 or 40 lbs or so, perhaps he would look on you in a completely new light. Enjoy your meal”
And we left; I am one of the lucky ones.
Very good rhyme and content, I enjoyed the reading Exalt.
Regards Cari.
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| | | nakedpoet
Posts : 72 Karma : 16
| Subject: Re: The Pimple November 7th 2012, 4:14 am | |
| As always Whiz your humour brings a smile, enjoyed. | |
| | | Ladywildalice
Posts : 200 Karma : 79
| Subject: Re: The Pimple November 7th 2012, 3:21 pm | |
| Ah we women and our vanity. Loved it.......LOVED IT!!! Very fetching, very funny and one I shall remember long after the picture fades away. Thanks. | |
| | | TheArtofALyssaBLando
Posts : 43 Karma : 12
| Subject: Re: The Pimple February 25th 2013, 2:35 am | |
| Haha, I don't know why she's mad at you, you didn't put it there! Well, with the exception of letting us all know about it on here. | |
| | | Jamie
Posts : 2215 Karma : 233 Location : Vermont
| Subject: Re: The Pimple February 26th 2013, 5:17 pm | |
| Now that is destined to be a classic. Love the realism and humor here--I can see myself getting in similar trouble at home! *exalt* for makin' me laugh! | |
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Had We But Worlds Enough, And Time . . . | November 5th 2013, 11:57 am by Jamie | I never wanted to write this post. Life, however, brings to us changes of necessity, not changes we want.
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New Poetry Prompt! | July 25th 2013, 2:21 pm by Jamie | Hi friends!
It's been a busy summer for us here at Poet Share, as the sunshine has called us away more than usual. We've posted a new poetry prompt today for you summery, adventurous types.
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