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 I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~

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Isobelle



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PostSubject: I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~   April 12th 2010, 5:05 am

I’m loving whiskey instead (parody of Angels by Robbie Williams)

I’m in a state
does this whiskey contemplate my fate
and does it know
the places where I go
when I’m drunk and bold
cos I’ve been told
that dutch courage lets my mouth unfold
so when I’m lying in my bed
pain running through my head
and I feel my legs are dead
I’m loving whiskey instead

and through it all it offers me direction
it gives my brain infection
when I’ve had far too much.
and down my throat it flows
or even on the pavement
i sing a really sad lament
when to the porcelain I call,
I won’t forsake it
I’m loving whiskey instead .

when I’m feeling weak
and the puke runs down that one way street
I look white, and I'm feeling really s---
but as the feeling grows
I leak snot from my nose
and when my legs are dead
I’m loving whiskey instead.

and through it all she ruins mens erections
offers sexual infections ,
loosens my loud tongue
and down my one best suit
it stains and stinks to heaven
I’m pissed by half past seven
then I start to fall, I won’t forsake it
I’m loving whiskey instead.

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feralpen



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PostSubject: Re: I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~   April 12th 2010, 6:03 am

WOO HOO ... we have GOT to party ! ! ! Roll Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~   April 12th 2010, 8:07 am

LMAO,that is so cool!! Personaly not a fan of whiskey (but then again my friends say it is just because I don't know what the good stuff tastes like, lol) love the last stanca especially, thanks for sharing Kerry, it brightened my day a bit.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~   April 12th 2010, 8:59 am

There's a reason they call it "Wild" Turkey. Roll Laughing

Fun read, Issy. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~   April 13th 2010, 9:45 am

I have a bottle of 20 year old malt on my shelf, I have promised myself ill drink it when my luck changes (Ive had it 10 years and im still waiting).
I think a drinking binge with you kerry would be a night to remember, although i doubt i would remember a thing the next day.





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PostSubject: Re: I'm lovin' whiskey instead (parody of angels by Robbie Williams) ~   April 14th 2010, 1:03 pm

Fun read. I too have driven the porcelin bus, seen the techno color yawn, and spoke to Ralph on the big white phone.
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