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 Beer Goggles Anonymous

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PostSubject: Beer Goggles Anonymous   April 24th 2010, 10:33 pm

Beer Goggles Anonymous

I was in a bar
where the light wasn’t great,
there was a lot on my mind
I had a lot on my plate,
so I had a few Bourbons
then had a few more -
then a lady caught my eye......

She had long flowing hair
and a tight fitting dress,
I was immediately interested, I must confess.

I downed a few more Bourbons
'though it could have been more -
‘cause the room started spinning
when I crossed the floor,
my distorted vision I just ignored -
I wanted to impress her........

She watched me and smiled
as I made my way,
It’s a move I will rue, ‘til my dying day.

I sat down beside her
we got along fine,
I ordered several more Bourbons
and she ordered wine,
she seemed hot, at least at the time -
I asked back to my place........

She agreed with a smile, I was in luck,
I couldn't be alone
so got the keys to my truck.

Well, we made it home safe
and stumbled straight through the door,
no lights, just action
as clothes were cast to the floor,
I’d be a liar if I said I remembered more -
‘cause the next thing I knew it was morning......

as I woke up
I got the shock of my life
that lady was the man that took off with my wife.

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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   April 25th 2010, 7:09 am

Haha, ouch, and I was expecting only panda eyes and messed up hair, nice twist, loved this.


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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   April 30th 2010, 4:55 pm

wicked
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   April 30th 2010, 7:20 pm

I get the feeling you've been had. Rimshot
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   May 1st 2010, 8:55 am

Whooooooa hahaha damn! Brownie points for cleverness and having my jaw drop from reading this piece. Great rhyme and flow as well, definitely a unique one!
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   May 1st 2010, 11:24 am

I loved it lol lol lol lol
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   May 1st 2010, 11:28 am

Oh my, Jamie is right lol YOU WERE HAD HAHAHAHAHA ~ Brilliant write which had me laughing out loud, thanks for that lol xxKerry xxxx Very Happy Cool Laughing Rocking Smile Blah Blah lol! Beer! Whew!


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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   May 1st 2010, 10:31 pm

Thanks for reading everyone, I am happy to bring a smile to your collective faces......Thankfully this is not based on actual events (at least not that I know of) It's just one of those strange ones that spring out of nowhere that requires me to put pen2pad. :?: Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   May 2nd 2010, 11:07 am

Well dont worry. Its good to take a walk on the wild side every so often.





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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   August 2nd 2010, 8:47 am

you would have been better off if you had a drink as soon as you woke up. That way he might have still looked like a she or still being drunk you might not have cared as much hahahahaha funny write Prom
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   August 2nd 2010, 11:04 am

Yes, truly wicked! And don't we play the fool when
our googles get the best of us? hahaha.. enjoyed!!
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   August 11th 2010, 12:00 pm

Brillient loved the flow of this.
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PostSubject: Re: Beer Goggles Anonymous   August 13th 2010, 9:36 pm

Beer goggles - a terrible thing after you realize the prescription was wrong!

Great comedy poem Razz
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