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 Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.

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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   April 29th 2010, 1:51 pm







Petrov’s Slavojni Restaurant

My preferred establishment for dining
Unpretentious, yet it is “The scene”
Slavojni cuisine and superb wining
One proudly boasts when one has been.

The menu is somewhat lacking in allure
Just one item in actual fact
A boiled sheep’s head with hint of manure
Served in bucket with eyes intact.

Petrov will serenade you gladly
With his one stringed violin
He plays the damn thing very badly
Yet one soon appreciates the din.

The cutlery is rather basic I find
Wiped clean upon a Hessian sack
A single chopper of some kind
Of table cloths there is a lack.

Perhaps one tiny criticism I would say
The toilets are out the back
There they kill the sheep all day
Headless bouncing bloody jumping jacks.

A great experience I must admit
Take that special person there
Take some fly spray for round the urine pit
They might lay maggots in your hair.


I once asked Petrov about the eyes
They seem to stare at me with hate
Couldn’t you use them up in pies?
Or maybe fishing bait?

WHAT! Yelled Petrov, you crazy geek
In Slavojni we damn well eats zem eyes
They see you through the bloody week!

Dr Fogg






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PostSubject: Re: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   April 29th 2010, 1:58 pm

what a riot. I am good friends with a health inspector (she belongs to the poetry club with me) and I think her and I may pay Petrov a visit (although we might eat somewhere else first..)

your poetry is something I always look toward reading. This poem inspires me to attempt a simular poem myself (which I should do anyway considering I came up with the bloody prompt..)

Very funny!!


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PostSubject: Re: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   April 29th 2010, 2:03 pm

I hate it when my lunch stares back at me. *shudder* This one's a bit different from you, Bill, but enjoyable nonetheless. Maybe it would be moreso if I hadn't just finished my own lunch.
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PostSubject: Re: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   April 29th 2010, 2:14 pm

Foggy, this drips with ludicrous sarcasm.
Loved it! You calm demeaner asking questions
of your Petrov, as if it was normal routine.
This quality of yours threads through most of your
writes, dry humor! Loved it!
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PostSubject: Re: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   April 30th 2010, 9:20 am

A great experience I must admit
Take that special person there
Take some fly spray for round the urine pit
They might lay maggots in your hair.

That was just chilling, Foggy, my facial expressions weren't pretty reading this.


Will write, read and comment for food, when in the mood. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   May 14th 2010, 3:27 pm

I wonder what kind of wine they serve.

I think I'd stick to the liquid menu.

You do funny so well.

kelly
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PostSubject: Re: Petrov's Slavojni Restaurant.   May 17th 2010, 8:12 am

Very good. I use to hate fishing because the fish stare at you like that lol
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