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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: The Promised Land.   March 16th 2010, 6:42 am

The promised Land.

Dr Fogg Mumbling grumbling
Moaning groaning, quite befuddled
Stands in the old poet share, but it’s bare
Empty threads, it all seems muddled.

He wanders lonely as a cloud
In one thread and then another
Where have all the bloody poets gone?
The cupboards bare he does discover.

Bottom lip now starts to tremble
Panic almost setting in
I’ve been abandoned, what a bummer
Downcast, bereft, he turns to gin.

He sits alone with heavy heart
Contemplating suicide
But then a metaphorical wonder
A hand outstretched through doorway wide.

Come on in, says Jamie’s voice
Do you really think that we don’t want you?
The new poet share's in here, come on
Oh Jamie thanks, (but can I still say “poo”?)

So in I go, to a wondrous place
And my friends are here to greet me
Decorating all their profiles
Chatting, cleaning and writing poetry.

So here I sit in my small room
Between humour, nature and despair
Yes this is my new home folks
Where I can write without a care.




Thank you Jamie for leading your people to a better place.

Dr Fogg.

Copyright ©2009. HW Harborne


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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 16th 2010, 11:49 am

ooh, Jamie forgot to post the new "poo" rule.. it's a little differant than the old one, you can say "poo" but you must always have exactly two "o"'s behind the "p".. you can not spell it with three or four "o"'s or that will be grounds for our new punishment system we are still working the bugs out (hint: it has too do with old tomotoes)

wonderful, witty and soo YOU. enjoyed much

~ Daniel
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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 16th 2010, 11:58 am

*chuckle* Foggy if this doesn't deserve an exalt then I don't know what does. Roll Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 16th 2010, 5:37 pm

ROFL - PMSL - LMFAO - lol! cheers affraid And it's an exalt from me LOL Foggy you poor old sod HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't stop laughin now ..... I can just see you standin there scratchin yer head hehe EXALT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD CRUSH A GRAPE LOL Kerry xxxxxx oo ya doo make me chuckle .... bless you xxxxx lol! lol! lol! afro Poet jocolor geek scratch haha


The feather landed gently at his feet. The boy looked back up at the sky and let his balloon go. It was a fair trade. ~ quote by Dominic my wonderful son

Please remember to reply to 2 poems for each of your own.Thank you so much Drama

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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 17th 2010, 10:43 am

Hahahaha, the whole poem is hillarious and this is so childish of me, but "can I still say poo" brought tears in my eyes...

Oh, and thank you, for showing me the way. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 17th 2010, 10:58 am

I am glad you chose to accept my invite to poet share, you will love it here. I am proud to give you your first exalt (you can exalt people for giving a nice reply here).





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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 17th 2010, 11:03 am

Dr Froggy

You have me in stitches...
The poet needing his fix
Or he will explode! LOL
Truly this is a keeper! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 18th 2010, 5:07 pm

Oh poo. Chicken

Now dat dere is a pome fer sure...

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! :arrow:

Exalt.
Peni I love you

PS. No offense but your Mum-in-law could use a bit of a shave. affraid
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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 26th 2010, 11:51 am

On top form again Bill but please Jamie don’t let Foggy have anymore poo, I bloody trod in it on the last site. You know mate you’re Ma-in-Law looks quite nice, click on to this to see mine, she is the last one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4SCmICpXnc
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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 27th 2010, 10:06 am

They say your wife will eventualy look like her mother Cari, for that you have my deepest sympathy.





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PostSubject: Re: The Promised Land.   March 31st 2010, 2:39 pm

Foggy I was the same wondering what was going on
untill Jamie told me about the new site
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