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 Old Father Grime(language)

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midnightwriter(unleashed)

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PostSubject: Old Father Grime(language)   Old Father Grime(language) EmptyApril 30th 2010, 4:43 pm

Old Father Grime,
He did it again,
I hung out the washing,
And now its pissing down with rain.
I went to the supermarket,
To buy me some milk and bread,
And when I got back,
My old man he said,
"But dear we have plenty,
I put it to freeze,
All I wanted,
Was crackers and mature cheddar cheese.
Well now I tell you,
What I told him to do with his crackers,
I showed him a new way,
To play the maracas.
Now the kids are all fighting,
Its like Dudley zoo,
The dinner is burned to a crisp,
And I did me a brew,
A nice hot soak,
And a brandy will do.
Tucked up in bed now,
I say a little prayer,
'Old father grime,
Is that you laughing up there.'
I'l get you next time,
You just wait and see!'
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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: Re: Old Father Grime(language)   Old Father Grime(language) EmptyMay 2nd 2010, 11:11 am

"Well now I tell you,
What I told him to do with his crackers,
I showed him a new way,
To play the maracas."

Much enjoyed this, Im forever buying stuff my wife has already bought, the trouble is she keeps putting stuff in different places.
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Granny_Weatherwax

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PostSubject: Re: Old Father Grime(language)   Old Father Grime(language) EmptyMay 2nd 2010, 4:49 pm

I love it, funny and the flow is wonderful! Very Happy
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rrje4019

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PostSubject: Re: Old Father Grime(language)   Old Father Grime(language) EmptyJune 14th 2010, 6:57 pm

Yikes !!!! not going to mice words with you, play my crackers like maracas hahahaha thanks for giving me a smile
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