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+5Carousal midnightwriter(unleashed) Isobelle Daniel Dr Fogg 9 posters | Author | Message |
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Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: An Appeal by Her Majesty. June 12th 2010, 1:25 pm | |
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An appeal by her Majesty the Queen.
(Broadcast live in a phone in to the Atticus Black show, Radio Daytona Sat 12th June)
Dear Mr. Black It’s so good you’ve had me back But I’m afraid that things have been orf since last we spoke I’m referring to, of course, my son Andrews’s sad divorce From that Fergie woman, you know the one that’s broke.
Well she’s selling everything she can, to get some cash Like appearing on that Oprah Winfrey’s Bash Selling orf her children’s toys and various other ploys I’ve heard she’s maybe even selling hash.
Whilst reclining on my bed, I heard my husband Phillip in the loo Yelling “God! She sold the bathroom tissues too” “It’s come to a pretty pass, when a chap can’t wipe his arse” So you see dear Atticus we’re somewhat in a stew.
And she’s sold the turf right orf the palace lawn If you don’t believe, me google it, its gawn. I don’t know where I’ll walk the corgies, to do their Georgie porgies I’m really very angry and forlorn.
And now she has confirmed my deepest fears Its the worst thing she has done for many years She’s running a competition that is bordering on sedition It’s guess the weight of poor Prince Charlie's ears.
To be honest our entire nations finances are hairy We sold you London bridge and the Queen Mary But one of the biggest shocks was when we sold you Cadburys chocs The thought of missing my curly wurly is just plain scarey.
But it’s just occurred to me you might like to buy BP I hear theyre giving you the oil at zero cost Gawd knows what it’s costin but it reminds me so of Boston When into the sea our finest tea was tossed.
So you see my situation as monarch of this nation Fergie flogging all our treasures orf, is most unfair I need to raise cash too and so I think of you Dear Mr. Black, spare us a dime cos I’ve heard you are a multi millionaire.
Luv liz.
Copyright ©2010. HW Harborne | |
| | | Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. June 12th 2010, 1:37 pm | |
| my friend, I read this prior to going on the show and I printed off a copy of this and read it again while you were reading it live and both times I enjoyed it so much. You were the highlight of the hour! You should have seen Doug's face light up when I told him you were calling, and ole Arty was laughing too.
Your becoming quite a pro. at American radio.. perhaps you can send the BBC your tapes and tell them you need a show! Then you could have Atticus call in!!
Thanks so much.
~ Daniel | |
| | | Isobelle
Posts : 1832 Karma : 359 Location : amongst the stars ~
| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. June 12th 2010, 2:34 pm | |
| Foggy you were a riot!!!! LOVED the poem and I think it was a great choice being as how Americans seem to love our Royal family lol .... I had to laugh at BP yeah too .... wow that was brave PMSL ..... I heard a few intakes of breath when you told them what it was about LOL you're a hero hehe xxxx and of course A LEGEND!!!!!! K mwah xxxxxx | |
| | | midnightwriter(unleashed)
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| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. June 14th 2010, 9:06 pm | |
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| | | Carousal
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| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. June 15th 2010, 1:00 pm | |
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| | | | rrje4019
Posts : 166 Karma : 46 Location : Long Island New York
| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. June 20th 2010, 10:14 am | |
| God save the Queen, you can keep Mr. black funny write here:-) | |
| | | arthurkelly
Posts : 38 Karma : 14 Location : Treacletown!!!
| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. July 15th 2010, 10:21 am | |
| All these trials and tribuations for HM and she's had to take a pay cut too! Wont be long before she's got to sell up or have the palace repossessed lol. I have missed your wit and look forward to your next write...Arthur | |
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| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. July 16th 2010, 2:16 pm | |
| Help!!! Is there a Dr in the house??? I just broke a rib laughing!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Why Foggy, you have made my day!!! You sweetie are the real stuff!! Loved this!!!
Hugs my friend, Sher
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| | | George Fripley
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| Subject: Mercy for her Maj July 22nd 2010, 1:14 am | |
| Come on Foggy, give her Maj a break...it's tough these days with all the grand children an' all. Spare a penny for down-on-her-luck royal? | |
| | | richard innanoshe akuson
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| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. January 29th 2011, 9:21 am | |
| heavens.it's absolutely divine,graciously stunning,thrilling and mind blowing.such an expressive piece.surely u'r my poetic heroe.i hope i make as much impact as u'v done.lol.am a young nigerian,i hope and dream of changing my immediate enviroment by poems.i hope one day i shall stand before the queen and present such a lovely piece.pls pray for young poets like me.i have lots of dreams.lolz.am getting too emotional. | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: An Appeal by Her Majesty. February 14th 2011, 7:01 pm | |
| Dear Mr Akuson, I thank you for your most generous comments and I also wish you well in your attempts to improve your environment with poetry. I think poetry can change a lot of things and can be a powerful tool in promoting ideas. Oh and welcome to Poet Share.
Kind regards Foggy | |
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