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 The Girl From East Biggleswade.

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Dr Fogg

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PostSubject: The Girl From East Biggleswade.   The Girl From East Biggleswade. EmptyFebruary 26th 2011, 6:15 am

Parody of the girl from Ipanema



The Girl From East Biggleswade. 27822_vicky_pollard

The Girl From East Biggleswade.

Short and grumpy, extremely dumpy
The girl from East Biggleswade goes walking
When she walks, the guys in the pub go
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

When she walks, she’s like a Rhino
She smokes like a chimney and she’s a wino
But when she passes she wags her asses
The guys go CORRRRRRRRRR.

She wears tight clothing and such short dresses
Her boobs are showing it’s most impressive
She's the local bike, they all wanna ride her
When she passes the guys beside her go
CORRRRRR.

Always pregnant or trying to be
usualy infected with a nasty STD
She'll swap her baby for the latest cd
But she doesnt see me, no no not me.

Short and pasty and rough and ugly
The girl from East Bigglswade goes walking
And when she does, because she’s myopic
She doesn’t see me. No no she doesn’t see me.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Dr Fogg

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(Parody on the girl from Ipanema, picture, Vicky polard from BBC series little Britain.)
“The Girl from Ipanema" ("Garota de Ipanema" is a well known bossa nova song, a worldwide hit in the mid-1960s that won a Grammy for Record of the Year in 1965. It was written in 1962, with music by Antonio Carlos Jobim and Portuguese lyrics by Vinicius de Moraes. English lyrics were written later by Norman Gimbel.[1]
The first commercial recording was in 1962, by Pery Ribeiro. The version performed by Astrud Gilberto, along with João Gilberto and Stan Getz, from the 1964 album Getz/Gilberto, became an international hit, reaching number five in the United States pop chart, number 29 in the United Kingdom, and charting highly throughout the world. Numerous recordings have been used in films, sometimes as an elevator music cliché (for example, near the end of The Blues Brothers). Ipanema is a seaside neighborhood located in the southern region of the city of Rio de Janeiro.


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PostSubject: Re: The Girl From East Biggleswade.   The Girl From East Biggleswade. EmptyFebruary 26th 2011, 1:45 pm

This was very humorous. It was the anti-Girl from Iponema.

I liked how you rhymed the acronyms.

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PostSubject: Re: The Girl From East Biggleswade.   The Girl From East Biggleswade. EmptyMarch 14th 2011, 9:23 pm

Very funny drfogg, Vicky Pollard - The Girl From Imponema, requires a lot of imagination! I found myself humming the tune whilst reading this, it worked well.

Thanks for sharing, much enjoyed
Very Happy

ptp x
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PostSubject: Re: The Girl From East Biggleswade.   The Girl From East Biggleswade. EmptyMarch 28th 2011, 7:51 am

LMAO, this should be the National Anthem of the Chavs Razz
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