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PostSubject: Ouch.   Ouch. EmptyFebruary 25th 2013, 2:24 am

I once knew a man
from Japan
who had a wife
who loved to smack him
in the face
with a frying pan.

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PostSubject: Re: Ouch.   Ouch. EmptyMarch 24th 2013, 8:12 am

I know this is only incidental,
But you should have kept it oriental
And said she hit him in the Mushee
With a piece of week old sushi.

Apart from that I wouldn't change a thing!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Ouch.   Ouch. EmptyMarch 24th 2013, 11:31 am

I've heard of rock-solid relationships, but this one seems to have been cast in iron! Wink

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PostSubject: Re: Ouch.   Ouch. EmptyApril 9th 2013, 9:16 am

You know there was an old tradition of trying to rid someone of warts by beating the warts with a bible.. kinda made me giggle, but what really made me laugh is the seer image of this poor guy getting beaten... I'm probably going to hell if there is such a place lol

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