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 The Apprentice.

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Dr Fogg


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PostSubject: The Apprentice.   June 8th 2010, 7:38 am

The Apprentice.

I know you want me, Miss Peabody
I see your lustful drooling looks
Your lingering touches and casual glances
As we do “The books”

Bending to get the files
Your knickers on display
Your tops reveal such cleavage
Miss Peabody, Oh one day!

But I keep myself in check
Always the professional
I’m sixty two and married
I told the priest at my confessional.

And you’re just twenty two
Wanting me must hurt you badly
I know you girls like older men
But I must decline most sadly.

(Back in the typing pool, Miss Peabody chats to her friends)

I’ve just been in the lechers office
My God that mans a creep
With his nasal hair and balding head
As up my skirt he tries to peep.

He dribbles and smells of urine
When he is wiggling his pelvis
Trying to impress me
With his impersonation of Elvis.

(Back in the office)

Miss Peabody it’s bad news I’m afraid
I know you’ve only just been hired
But you’re making things too hard for me
Miss Peabody! regretfully “You’re fired”.

Dr Fogg

Copyright ©2010. HW Harborne


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PostSubject: Re: The Apprentice.   June 8th 2010, 7:45 am

Hahahahaha Great depiction of self centered ego's and missed signals.
but alas poor Ms. Peabody got the boot, it a mans world my dear, better luck next time :-) thanks for sharing
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PostSubject: Re: The Apprentice.   June 8th 2010, 11:16 am

HAHAHA... OH Foggy! this is worthy of an EXALT... pending
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