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PostSubject: Women   September 14th 2012, 10:36 am


Gentlemen, I note the girls are having a pop at us the stronger sex i.e. (Shopping Spree) so pay back time.

Women

“Sit down son, the time has come when you need advice on the more peculiar and devious aspects of the fairer sex”

First, know that there is logic, and there is female logic,
The two are not compatible.
Arguing with females is a complete waste of time; they will change horses quicker than a circus acrobat. On the very few occasions when they feel they are in danger of loosing the argument, they will resort to little sobs of tears or a waterfall of anguish, whichever they determine is appropriate. Game set and match.

You will note that females will forgive your shortcomings quite easily, this is an illusion. Your little peccadilloes will be filed for further reference. An Elephant’s capacity of recall compared with the fairer sex is not in the same league.

Non essential shopping for a male is a chore; for a female it is a voyage of discovery.

She greets you home wearing her prettiest dress.
Her welcoming kiss lingers longer than usual.
She serves up your favourite meal.
and suggests an early night.

It could be your relationship has entered a more exciting phase.
But more likely the Mother in Law is due for the weekend”.

Conversation Gambits.

“Is there anything wrong dear?”
“NO” always means YES.

“Do you think I’m putting on a little weight darling?”
This question along with others of the same ilk is not a request for the truth; they are a demand for reassurance.

“Oh what a perfectly lovely dress, isn’t it just wonderful? But far too expensive”
Consult your credit rating.

“Well that will do for the present, I will return to the subject at a later date”
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PostSubject: Re: Women   September 14th 2012, 1:22 pm

You are a brave soul to pen this much less to speak it to a "woman"!
LOL! Yes, women are a mystery even to each other! Whittingly done.
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PostSubject: Re: Women   September 20th 2012, 10:14 pm

good advice for those of us who are completly mysified by the fairer sex. we love them however the biggest thing we don't understand about them? what the heck they see in us..

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PostSubject: Re: Women   September 22nd 2012, 8:05 am

All so very true my friend, my wife will show me a new dress in the shop and say "What do you think" she is pleased that i am paying extra special interest in the detail of the design etc, when in fact I am looking for the damn price tag. Anything over £20 and i say I think it might make you look a little plump! Works every time.





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PostSubject: Re: Women   April 11th 2013, 12:35 pm

When my wife cooks, I'm expected to wash the dishes --fair enough. When I cook, she says that as I'm the one who made the mess, so why should she wash the dishes. How's that for female logic.????
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PostSubject: Re: Women   July 7th 2013, 6:48 pm

Thank you for sharing, Carousal )
Enjoyed this very much!
I guess that women must not have your "strong" logic, because it wouldn't survive a birth without epidural analgesia Smile
And even if it survived, it would dissuade them from repeating such madness,
and so the human race wouldn't have any chance )


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PostSubject: Re: Women   September 5th 2013, 3:49 pm

The great philosopher Al Bundy once said:

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

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