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Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. July 26th 2012, 3:56 pm | |
| Dr Fogg’s Olympic Bid.
Regarding the Olympics There is one thing I resent They seem to cater for everyone But not my speciality event.
There is not a single doubt If they held it, I would get gold I improve at it every day And now I am pretty old.
It’s a team event you see My mates and I at the pub We do it every night And now we’ve formed a club.
We have a pint of two Mandatory before starting Then indulge our burning passion Of Aerobic synchronised farting.
(Yes I know I need help) Dr Fogg ©2012 | |
| | | Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. July 26th 2012, 4:08 pm | |
| gosh, I would hate to be a judge to that event.. I wonder if people would take steroids to help? I can't see them giving a blue ribbon for first place, but perhaps a brown ribbon might be more in style. Enjoyed my friend, perhaps one day..
~ Daniel | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. July 26th 2012, 4:16 pm | |
| I forgot to mention that we even wear those nose clips, but not to keep water out of our lungs. At Christmas we do a fine rendition of "Silent Night" for charity. | |
| | | Carousal
Posts : 741 Karma : 241
| Subject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. August 10th 2012, 7:50 am | |
| You know folks Docs human wind ensemble is not as weird as it first seems. At one point, the definitive master of the art one Le Pétomane was the highest paid entertainer in France. Quote By 1892 he was ready for his big premiere at the 19th Century's most famous entertainment hall... The Moulin Rouge. Upon arriving in Paris and seeing the enormous red windmill, Pujol is said to have remarked, "The sails of the Moulin Rouge... what a marvellous fan for my act!" Well done Foggy send me a ticket for your first solo performance. More on Le Pétomane on this site http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htmRegards Cari | |
| | | AmiRose
Posts : 142 Karma : 7 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. August 11th 2012, 6:40 pm | |
| Now I know my sister could most definitely complete in that event. I really enjoyed this it made me smile thanks for sharing. Ami | |
| | | nortan223
Posts : 124 Karma : 28 Location : Essex UK
| Subject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. May 2nd 2013, 4:11 pm | |
| I'd love to join you in your marathon, but something just took the wind out of my sails. One of the problems of laughing when you're standing up.
Delightfully pungent verse.
Norman | |
| | | nakedpoet
Posts : 72 Karma : 16
| Subject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid. May 10th 2013, 6:41 am | |
| Awesomely done, anybody who doesn't get a laugh out of this....Great write and thanks for making me laugh | |
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