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 Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.

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PostSubject: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   July 26th 2012, 3:56 pm

Dr Fogg’s Olympic Bid.



Regarding the Olympics
There is one thing I resent
They seem to cater for everyone
But not my speciality event.

There is not a single doubt
If they held it, I would get gold
I improve at it every day
And now I am pretty old.

It’s a team event you see
My mates and I at the pub
We do it every night
And now we’ve formed a club.

We have a pint of two
Mandatory before starting
Then indulge our burning passion
Of Aerobic synchronised farting.

(Yes I know I need help)


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PostSubject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   July 26th 2012, 4:08 pm

gosh, I would hate to be a judge to that event.. I wonder if people would take steroids to help? I can't see them giving a blue ribbon for first place, but perhaps a brown ribbon might be more in style. Enjoyed my friend, perhaps one day..

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PostSubject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   July 26th 2012, 4:16 pm

I forgot to mention that we even wear those nose clips, but not to keep water out of our lungs. At Christmas we do a fine rendition of "Silent Night" for charity.





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PostSubject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   August 10th 2012, 7:50 am

You know folks Docs human wind ensemble is not as weird as it first seems. At one point, the definitive master of the art one Le Pétomane was the highest paid entertainer in France.
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By 1892 he was ready for his big premiere at the 19th Century's most famous entertainment hall... The Moulin Rouge. Upon arriving in Paris and seeing the enormous red windmill, Pujol is said to have remarked, "The sails of the Moulin Rouge... what a marvellous fan for my act!"

Well done Foggy send me a ticket for your first solo performance.

More on Le Pétomane on this site http://www.ljhelms.com/pet/_pujol/thestory/retro.htm

Regards Cari
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PostSubject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   August 11th 2012, 6:40 pm

Now I know my sister could most definitely complete in that event. I really enjoyed this it made me smile Smile thanks for sharing.

Ami


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PostSubject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   May 2nd 2013, 4:11 pm

I'd love to join you in your marathon, but something just took the wind out of my sails. One of the problems of laughing when you're standing up.

Delightfully pungent verse.

Norman
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PostSubject: Re: Dr Fogg's Olympic Bid.   May 10th 2013, 6:41 am

Awesomely done, anybody who doesn't get a laugh out of this....Great write and thanks for making me laugh
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