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PostSubject: Emergency   March 18th 2010, 7:04 pm

E M E R G E N C Y . . .

It really happened, who would believe it?
The entire force can hardly conceive it
Sargent Pepper heard in the bathroom a real loud hissing
He opened the door to find... their only toilet missing..

First they called the experts, long distance, Scotland Yard
Sherlock himself had a dozen questions to ask the guard
But the guard had an alibi, at the pub, drinking scotch
Only little officer Dalley was in the station, keeping watch..

They put Officer Dalley in the interrogation room
Where they set up a camera with a wide angle zoom
Kojak played the good cop while Joe Friday played the bad
Droopy was his lawyer, he just sat there looking.. sad..

"You don't expect me to believe,' Friday began, "Somewhere around four
The toilet somehow grew legs and walked right out the door!"
"But it did have legs," Kojak interrupted, smiling at Officer Dalley
"You just felt sorry for it and helped it escape down the back alley"

"But.. but.. but.." Officer Dalley said, he looked at his lawyer for advice
"Will someone turn on the heater?," Droopy asked, "the air is cold as ice"
Kojak looked over the table at Joe Friday, Friday looked puzzled too
Officer Dalley just looked at the floor, he knew his career was through..

"Go on, admit it", Friday said, "You took the toilet home!
It's sitting in your bathroom, next to your toothbrush and comb"
"It will be okay", Kojak would say, "Do you smoke? here, have a light"
Officer Dalley's interrogation has gone like this for most of the entire night

So if you happen to spot an extra toilet somewhere out of place
Please report it too the Police, save Officer Dalley from being fired in disgrace
Although it can wait another hour if there happens to be a good cop show on
Toilet Missing, Police baffled, they have nothing to go on...

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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 19th 2010, 9:13 am

hahaha.... lmao.... good one Daniel!!! EXALT
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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 19th 2010, 9:30 am

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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 19th 2010, 8:24 pm

Love the punch line
How much coffee are they drinking?
Could become critical
from the lurking looking newbie
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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 20th 2010, 12:29 pm

Absolutely superb, "they have nothing to go on..." That really pulled my chain, you must be flushed with success my friend. Literaly toilet humour at its best. Exalt.


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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 20th 2010, 6:38 pm

Hahaha, this sure is a great theme... Very Happy

Will write, read and comment for food, when in the mood. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 22nd 2010, 12:09 pm

hahaha! The picture had me laughing to begin with but the interrogation made it worse. I love the humor section bc you all know just how to brighten up the day with a laugh or two. This is great and one that i have to share with my dad! Roll Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   March 27th 2010, 6:50 pm

lol! HAHA! now thats something to laugh at! This is was hilarious! Great job you had me laughing hard! Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   April 6th 2010, 1:13 pm

Nicely written, well done humor. Loved the picture too!
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PostSubject: Re: Emergency   April 6th 2010, 6:21 pm

Daniel this is hilarious I can just picture Kojak
scratching head.
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