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 Eight Ways To Stupid

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PostSubject: Eight Ways To Stupid   September 20th 2010, 11:31 pm

Eight Ways To Stupid


I'm amazed every day, on the highway
At some of the dumb moves I see
People putting on their light, to turn right
Then turning left in front of me..

Are they so hard pressed, to pass an IQ test
Is there any way else to group it?
Well, I couldn't resist, so I made a list
Of eight ways to stupid..

That ding-bat with the blinker, the over-thinker
That starts signaling over a mile away
I used to guess where he's turning, but quickly I'm learning
To wait till his brake lights come into play..

And there is the guy who took flight, to get to the red light
He passed me going a hundred and ten
As soon as the light turned green, he floored his machine
And at the next red light he will do it again..

Then there is the OTHER guy, who you can't ever get by
Because he is only driving five miles an hour
Either he has retired, or his car is miss-wired
Because neither of them seems to have any power..

And I don't understand, having a cell phone in one hand
Boy.. some folks really got the nerve
Driving while they text, already perplexed
Easy to see why they run off the curb..

And then there is the swerving car, that just left the bar
The driver just couldn't pass that last drink by
Up the hill he does climb, two lanes at the same time
He's on his way to his next D.U.I..

And I have to scoff, at the jerk who cut me off
He put his car in a place it shouldn't be
If I had not checked, we would have both wrecked
And why? so he could be in front of me??

So for these idiots and I to co-exist, I must add to my list
People who dress up like Santa Claus or Cupid
One such drivers sudden twitch, sent me into a ditch
And he became the eighth way to stupid..




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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   September 21st 2010, 10:09 am

Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Roll Laughing Isn't all this the truth?!!!
Here they will switch lanes at a red light with no directionals.
Don't ask me why. Daniel, could you do a part 2 of this?
Like 8 ways of stupid to park a car? I think you got something
going here... Like the idot who has 100 parking spaces, and
chooses to park next to you, so you need a canopener to open
your drivers door to get in your car... EXALT... ! loved this.
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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   September 21st 2010, 4:13 pm

Oh D......You've been driving in Minneapolis and didn't tell me you were in town. I live on a stretch of road that has a "constant" speed trap........everyone knows it........it's there everyday at 12p and 4p....without fail. I love to sit and watch the idiots cut me off at the light just to get pulled over 1 block up. Laugh all the way passing them by. (but then again I'm kinda evil and mean.) LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   February 3rd 2011, 9:08 pm

A very funny poem but also a very true one unfortunately.
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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   February 12th 2011, 11:17 am

Hahaha, I love this a million, you put into words all of our frustrations on the road and I laughed all the way. Exalt, when able.


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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   February 12th 2011, 3:31 pm

thanks everyone, I have a "ninth way to stupid" but I wasn't allowed to post it due to the censors..

tc,

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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   February 12th 2011, 5:44 pm

My wife could add substantialy to that list of yours. You can Pm me that ninth way, i would dearly love to know it.





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PostSubject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid   February 12th 2011, 5:53 pm

Daniel wrote:
thanks everyone, I have a "ninth way to stupid" but I wasn't allowed to post it due to the censors..

tc,

~ Daniel

I didn't even thought about it untill you pointed it out... Laughing


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