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Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Eight Ways To Stupid September 20th 2010, 11:31 pm | |
| Eight Ways To Stupid
I'm amazed every day, on the highway At some of the dumb moves I see People putting on their light, to turn right Then turning left in front of me..
Are they so hard pressed, to pass an IQ test Is there any way else to group it? Well, I couldn't resist, so I made a list Of eight ways to stupid..
That ding-bat with the blinker, the over-thinker That starts signaling over a mile away I used to guess where he's turning, but quickly I'm learning To wait till his brake lights come into play..
And there is the guy who took flight, to get to the red light He passed me going a hundred and ten As soon as the light turned green, he floored his machine And at the next red light he will do it again..
Then there is the OTHER guy, who you can't ever get by Because he is only driving five miles an hour Either he has retired, or his car is miss-wired Because neither of them seems to have any power..
And I don't understand, having a cell phone in one hand Boy.. some folks really got the nerve Driving while they text, already perplexed Easy to see why they run off the curb..
And then there is the swerving car, that just left the bar The driver just couldn't pass that last drink by Up the hill he does climb, two lanes at the same time He's on his way to his next D.U.I..
And I have to scoff, at the jerk who cut me off He put his car in a place it shouldn't be If I had not checked, we would have both wrecked And why? so he could be in front of me??
So for these idiots and I to co-exist, I must add to my list People who dress up like Santa Claus or Cupid One such drivers sudden twitch, sent me into a ditch And he became the eighth way to stupid.. © 2010 | |
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| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid September 21st 2010, 10:09 am | |
| Isn't all this the truth?!!! Here they will switch lanes at a red light with no directionals. Don't ask me why. Daniel, could you do a part 2 of this? Like 8 ways of stupid to park a car? I think you got something going here... Like the idot who has 100 parking spaces, and chooses to park next to you, so you need a canopener to open your drivers door to get in your car... EXALT... ! loved this. |
| | | wildalice
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| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid September 21st 2010, 4:13 pm | |
| Oh D......You've been driving in Minneapolis and didn't tell me you were in town. I live on a stretch of road that has a "constant" speed trap........everyone knows it........it's there everyday at 12p and 4p....without fail. I love to sit and watch the idiots cut me off at the light just to get pulled over 1 block up. Laugh all the way passing them by. (but then again I'm kinda evil and mean.) LOL | |
| | | silverhenge
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| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid February 3rd 2011, 9:08 pm | |
| A very funny poem but also a very true one unfortunately. | |
| | | Granny_Weatherwax
Posts : 377 Karma : 28
| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid February 12th 2011, 11:17 am | |
| Hahaha, I love this a million, you put into words all of our frustrations on the road and I laughed all the way. Exalt, when able. | |
| | | Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid February 12th 2011, 3:31 pm | |
| thanks everyone, I have a "ninth way to stupid" but I wasn't allowed to post it due to the censors..
tc,
~ Daniel | |
| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid February 12th 2011, 5:44 pm | |
| My wife could add substantialy to that list of yours. You can Pm me that ninth way, i would dearly love to know it. | |
| | | Granny_Weatherwax
Posts : 377 Karma : 28
| Subject: Re: Eight Ways To Stupid February 12th 2011, 5:53 pm | |
| - Daniel wrote:
- thanks everyone, I have a "ninth way to stupid" but I wasn't allowed to post it due to the censors..
tc,
~ Daniel I didn't even thought about it untill you pointed it out... | |
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