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Granny_Weatherwax

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PostSubject: What it means   What it means EmptyMarch 20th 2010, 6:25 pm
What it means

A frosted donat – giant hips,
a plastic bag – apocalypse,
a brake up fresh – a haircut new,
cleaned up windshield – coming bird poo,
Brittany Spears – an awful parfume,
a fool with a pen – a positive doom,
a picnic blanket – starving bugs,
the Oval office – sex and drugs,
a salty pretzle – code red alarm,
Bushes speech – potential self-harm,
Barack Obama – a bit of class,
Dick Cheney hunting – a shot in the ass,
a catholic priest – the cardinal sin,
snoopy pijamas – a child within,
a drunken Swiss – a cool pocket knife,
a dustless room – a wasted life.
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PostSubject: Re: What it means   What it means EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 11:15 am
I like this... a paradox comparison list.
Well done! EXALT!!
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Daniel

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PostSubject: Re: What it means   What it means EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 11:32 am
had to laugh at this one..

Barack Obama – a bit of class,
Dick Cheney hunting – a shot in the ass,

poor Mr. Cheney, I feel you should get a medal when you shoot a lawyer but public openion doesn't agree..

Loved the poem, clever concept which you pulled off very well.

~ Daniel
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witheredrose

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PostSubject: Re: What it means   What it means EmptyMarch 22nd 2010, 12:05 pm
haha! i really needed this laugh today! I love the comparisons in this! Truly a very original idea and very well written Smile! lol! Rolling
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PCShogun

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PostSubject: Re: What it means   What it means EmptyJuly 15th 2010, 10:45 pm
Resurrected from the back page. Very funny. Enjoyed it.
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PostSubject: Re: What it means   What it means EmptyJuly 23rd 2010, 1:56 pm
My dear Granny, I enjoyed the comparisons but have to disagree with
"Barack Obama – a bit of class" just my politics showing :-)
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