| | The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers | |
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silverhenge
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| Subject: The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers June 17th 2011, 12:00 pm | |
| I The Plan
As sun lit a run-down allotment Two figures sprawled in the thick growth, There lay Bill & Ben The flowerpot men And something was bothering both;
For years they had puffed marijuana But stocks were low, so full of need Like two hungry bugs In place of real drugs They'd rolled up and smoked Little Weed.
Claimed Bill 'I know how we can score more - Big Bagpuss the Mafia cat Has outlined the way To make a crime pay', Said Ben 'Fill me in about that!'
While Bill told of kidnap and ransom Ben smiled and in no time the pair Went over the job With each flob-a-lob Then put Bagpuss down for a share.
In hiring good strong-arm protection They deemed Bob the Builder as sound, A muscular sod Who carried a hod And liked to throw his weight around.
II The Snatch
All three hid in wait on the outskirts Of Toytown, Bob's battered old truck Was parked in the trees, The quarry to seize Would turn up soon with any luck.
Then sure enough came the famed rattle Of that red and yellow-toned car, A horn parped and called, With Big Ears on board Drove Noddy, the cute infant star.
The builder stood wielding his hammer Which made the boy nervous and twitch, Bob pulled Big Ears' beard And as Noddy steered The car skidded into a ditch.
The flowerpot men grabbed the hostage Then tied up their terrified prey, With him in a sack They laughed in the back As Bob made a swift getaway.
III The Chase
Now Big Ears, despite many bruises Would not let his friend come to harm; To Toytown he went, He limped pained and bent Yet managed to raise the alarm.
A posse of Toytowners rallied, Brave Roobarb and Custard gave chase And Muffin the Mule Who dozed as a rule Woke up as the stampede took place.
Most faltered, the four Teletubbies Collapsed and though many still ran The Woodentops dropped And Mr Benn stopped But Postman Pat still had his van.
In haste Bob drove on like the clappers, A roundabout neared as he sped Where Dougal span round With Florence who frowned When Zebedee said 'Time for bed!'
Though Postman Pat tried hard to catch them At Camberwick Green he would fail - The black and white cat Meowed and scratched Pat Who crashed and spilled all of the mail.
Just when Bill & Ben thought they'd made it, So close to a drugs overload, A shape in the air Made Bob gasp and stare And take his eyes off of the road.
The truck hit a wall and was halted, A stray UFO helped the law; The Clangers whizzed by, Stuffed socks in the sky That hooted as Bill & Ben swore.
Arrested by Pinky & Perky, Two coppers who squeaked at their prize, Bob gave them both hell And yelled from his cell 'The best pigs are those in pork pies.'
IV The Outcome
While Bill & Ben went into rehab Bob's sentence cost his business dear; For little expense He painted each fence In Toytown, which took a whole year.
As Noddy got over the trauma His friend Big Ears made a good point: 'This grateful old gnome Has friends and a home And that beats one puff on a joint.'
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| | | Dr Fogg
Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.
| Subject: Re: The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers June 18th 2011, 1:13 pm | |
| Awwwwwww this is outstanding in every way, a riot of old BBC childrens characters that might leave our American cousins wondering what the hell is this about! Even some younger Brits wont remeber Muffin the Mule. I was a flower pot groupy when i was 4, the words "bop blop bobba lob" were as powerful to me as "feel the force Luke is to modern kids". I remember Any Pandy too and lubilou (Tart she was) oh I could go on alll day lol, Larry the Lamb! Mr plod the policeman "Now then larry whats the problem" "Oh Mr Plod Mr. MMMMMaaaaayor is stuck up the chimney" No wonder we all turned out psychotic. | |
| | | ApocalypticJay
Posts : 2528 Karma : 470 Location : Nuneaton UK
| Subject: Re: The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers June 18th 2011, 2:41 pm | |
| Yeah Muffin the Mule was way over my head but I remember pretty much everyone else. Silverhenge you have out done yourself with this amazing piece of literature, I felt my smile aching on my face just reading each limerick. You are such a talented writer, it makes me jealous how easy you make this seem. Just absolute genius!!! Loved it would be an understatement! Exalt!!! | |
| | | silverhenge
Posts : 748 Karma : 281
| Subject: Re: The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers June 18th 2011, 6:52 pm | |
| Thanks Foggy & Augustus I'm glad you knew most of the characters Augustus, as I was a bit concerned they wouldn't translate well. Noddy's pretty famous round the world though! | |
| | | Daniel
Posts : 1616 Karma : 230 Location : under the oak tree with Kiki
| Subject: Re: The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers June 22nd 2011, 6:51 pm | |
| ooh my gosh, this reminds me of a dream I had once when I fell asleep watching cartoons.. Really clever and all the "name dropping" you managed to get in.. wow.. There is a laugh a line in this wonderful playful romp, and perhaps even a moral at the end..
~ Daniel | |
| | | Harklight
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| Subject: Re: The Invasion of the Noddy Snatchers August 3rd 2011, 3:52 pm | |
| Haha, who's been watching daytime children's TV, silverhenge? Some of these characters are unfamiliar but you made them fit. This is a very entertaining poem with a smoothly flowing story line and great rhyme. Congrat's for Weekly Featured Poem! H x | |
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