Boys Will Be Boys

Boys will be boys



"What the bloody hell have you done"?
The boys looked sheepish at their mom.
"Oh for heavens sake I just despair.
What’s wrong with you? Don’t you care"?

The boys were covered in red gloss.
“Get in the kitchen to scrub it off”.
Mother scrubbed hard as she could.
“Any harder and ill draw blood”.

Dad came in from gardening
“What’s all the noise and screaming”?
“I’ve had enough" mom told the man.
“I don’t want them” she began.”

“Now now,” Dad interrupted quick.
“Be calm and patient that’s the trick”
“Boys will be boys, just having fun”
“As long as they have hurt no-one”

Mother stood up, a smile appeared.
“You’re right of course she volunteered.
come out front and you can see,
Just how harmless boys can be”.

Outside dad’s pride and joy was stood.
A white Ferrari with dash of wood.
Only now it was completely red,
Even windows, seats and tyre tread.

Dads still in Bed.