Age Concern.

Posts : 1277 Karma : 255 Location : Devon, England.

Age Concern.

If you want the advice of and older man
Then smoke and drink as much as you can
Eat all the thing they tell you, you shouldn’t
Do all the things a health freak wouldn’t.

For frankly the alternative stinks for you
Incontinence, flatulence, impotence too
Having your bum wiped by immigrant labour
Is hardly a prospect that one should savour.

Sat in a chair only able to dribble
Eating soft food co’s you can’t even nibble
No get up and go, no more will to fight
Bugger that chum, best go out like a light.

Dr Fogg

©2013

Posts : 741 Karma : 241

I have got to be with you on this Doc. Who are these Pratts anyway? Don’t talk to the babies you’re invading their space, eat this, don’t eat that, don’t give up you’re seat to a lady, that’s sexism; now their talking of legalising hard drugs, not that I give a monkeys if they do but the same idiots ban me for having a ciggie in my local.

If you are planning to start a revolution, put me down today.

Cari

Posts : 124 Karma : 28 Location : Essex UK

Thanks Doc.
At the tender age of 82, I'm now looking forward to my future. Whoopee.

Norman

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