The Final Frontier

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Spock and Bones gasped to observe
Their captain take a leak
On the Enterprise's bridge,
An action so unique
They asked him why he did it there,
To which Kirk said 'Be sure
I'm boldly going where no man
Has ever gone before.'

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Guest

Your imagination serves you well! It does fit the
arrogance of Capt. Kirk. I EXALT you on this spoof!

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Well this can't be called bathroom humour because he was on the Enterprises's bridge.
Scotty was probably in engineering catching the stuff in a bucket as it dripped through and saying
"It cant hold much more of this cap'n.

Loved it, Exalt

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Dr Fogg wrote:: Scotty was probably in engineering catching the stuff in a bucket as it dripped through and saying
"It cant hold much more of this cap'n."

Thanks all Very Happy

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This was laugh out loud writing. It obviously inspired some fantastically witty replies too. Exalt to all of you.

Norman

I never wanted to write this post. Life, however, brings to us changes of necessity, not changes we want.

Unfortunately, and as evidenced by the past few months' activities, I do not have the time to properly govern the use of this site anymore. While there are visitors every day, the posts by members are becoming fewer and farther between, and the staff participation is just as sparse.

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