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PostSubject: Mayan Mayhem   December 22nd 2012, 10:31 am




Mayan Mayhem.


The Mayan’s were saying
My world is going to end
Now I’m doomed to paying
For my new Mercedes Benz.

It gave me the incentive
To have a little laugh
I called my Bank manager an anal retentive
Now he’s closed my overdraft.

I have been womanising
My wife left just last week
So it isn’t very surprising
I’m alone now, so to speak.


I have taken loads of pills you see
And on the floor I fall
It just occurred, in regards to me
The buggers were right after all.


Dr Fogg
©2012





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PostSubject: Re: Mayan Mayhem   December 23rd 2012, 11:34 am

Humorous poem.

Perhaps the Maya were right, but others did not know what they were right about, especially those new age moonbats.
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PostSubject: Re: Mayan Mayhem   December 24th 2012, 7:06 pm

brillient foggy i wonder if one day the world will end
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PostSubject: Re: Mayan Mayhem   December 26th 2012, 11:33 am

We are such creatures of habit... we are easily influenced by hype
and conjecture.... Good spoof on 2012 mania.... blessings! I see you
are still here and the pills didn't win... LOL! tc
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PostSubject: Re: Mayan Mayhem   December 26th 2012, 5:26 pm

can I have your Mercedes when you do croak? I'll even say something good about you at your eulogy..

the problem was the Mayan's didn't calculate the leap years correctly.. if you take the total number of full moons, multiply that times the polar magnitude of the South Pole and subtract the number of times Benny Hill chased a girl around in circles on his show.. you would clearly see that the worlds going to end in the next five minut....
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PostSubject: Re: Mayan Mayhem   December 27th 2012, 10:18 pm

A little more than six months during the month of June.
Something flashing through the night sky,

brighter than the full moon.
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