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PostSubject: SEAGULLS   April 4th 2010, 5:46 pm

There doth stand
A handsome man
On the shore of the sea
Over me flieth a seagull
And what doth it do?
It bombs me head
With a ton of crap!

I run away
Yet it follows
Me sore afraid
The gull has set out
To target me once more
With a full spray.
If I had me a gun
I'd shoot the damn thing
Why, I would blow it away!

You think the beach is so nice -
Well you're sure to find out
With the nasty gulls
Come pecking at you,
Then you will hate
And want to shoot
The seagulls too!
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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 5th 2010, 9:18 am

Ha ha I live by the sea and beleive me those gulls are a menace! They think nothing of swooping down to steal an ice cream cone right out of your hand! The crazy thing is they are protectef by law!so our only available weapon seems to be to reason with them and as I dont speak gullish too well that just doesnt work.





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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 5th 2010, 12:14 pm

I've had the reverse happen to me, I love all birds and seagulls I find funny to watch. They remind me of a bunch of kids playing "Simon Says" only it's hard to tell who is Simon.. There used to be a resturant I enjoyed eating at that had big windows that looked right into the river and seagulls would sit on the outside of the windows and watch us eat.. it was so cool... yes, they do leave messes once in a while, but who doesn't? enjoyed this much. take care,

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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 5th 2010, 7:30 pm

I enjoyed this one. I have to admit, when I see seagulls harassing other people, I can see the funny side, but when they are targetting me - not so hilarious! I do find them quite beautiful to observe from a distance, but they're not so lovely when they're up close and after your chips!
A funny write, thanks for sharing. ptp x
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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 6th 2010, 1:33 pm

So angry it is, one could be sorely pressed
The young bullies prank, on a seagull to test.
That deadly Alka-Seltzer, relief for your achy head,
Watching the dreaded harpies, fall on the sand dead.
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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 6th 2010, 6:03 pm

I think seagulls are very cheeky also funny,
great write
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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 6th 2010, 7:15 pm

damm you seagulls i love this but you forgot the famous sausage roll attack and two male seagulls fighting for a mate almost makes them look human lmao Roll Laughing LightsaberFight
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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 11th 2010, 7:16 pm

Daniel you said "Ive had the reverse happen to me" does that mean you have actualy crapped on a sea gull? you want to be careful mate those little sods have razor sharp teeth, they could well pecker your pecker.





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PostSubject: Re: SEAGULLS   April 12th 2010, 1:50 am

Seagulls, like most animals, come to look forward to handouts. It's a chance for us to interact with animals and very funny ... to a point. Once they become a nuisance the funny stops pretty quickly. Great write, might suggest a hat ... or helmet! Mad
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