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 Baa baa white sheep ~

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PostSubject: Baa baa white sheep ~   April 7th 2010, 9:11 am

Baa Baa white sheep

Baa baa white sheep how the times have changed.
Even though you’re dark in hue I find it rather strange
That we can’t use the colours name because it’s not pc,
Because of all the tape that’s red it’s not polite you see.

Mary had a little lamb be careful what you think.
‘Cos animal rights will have a blast and cause a merry stink.
She also had an ASBO for playing music loud,
Ears stretched, and a piercing that makes her nipples stand out proud.

Little boy Blue came out of the closet and soon enough was wed
They adopted many children while debates were left unsaid.
Jack be nimble captained a ship which left an oil slick,
Greenpeace chased him far and wide but Jack he was too quick.


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PostSubject: Re: Baa baa white sheep ~   April 7th 2010, 10:06 am

Funny!! So very funny. Roll Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Baa baa white sheep ~   April 7th 2010, 12:27 pm

are you sure your not the long lost sister to the Brothers Grimm? Wonderful, funny and modern take on those rhymes we have heard all our lives.. Enjoyed with a laugh.

take care,

~ Daniel
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PostSubject: Re: Baa baa white sheep ~   April 8th 2010, 6:43 pm

Kerry this is so funny but so true in the PC times
that we live
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PostSubject: Re: Baa baa white sheep ~   April 11th 2010, 7:05 pm

Oh how sick I am of PC, its so good to see someone sticking up for us normal people.(Well i am, not so sure about you).


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PostSubject: Re: Baa baa white sheep ~   July 23rd 2010, 2:00 pm

Niggah please hahahha enjoyed this write Kerry.
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