Baa baa white sheep ~

Baa Baa white sheep

Baa baa white sheep how the times have changed.
Even though you’re dark in hue I find it rather strange
That we can’t use the colours name because it’s not pc,
Because of all the tape that’s red it’s not polite you see.

Mary had a little lamb be careful what you think.
‘Cos animal rights will have a blast and cause a merry stink.
She also had an ASBO for playing music loud,
Ears stretched, and a piercing that makes her nipples stand out proud.

Little boy Blue came out of the closet and soon enough was wed
They adopted many children while debates were left unsaid.
Jack be nimble captained a ship which left an oil slick,
Greenpeace chased him far and wide but Jack he was too quick.

Isobelle

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